Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
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ManicGypsy
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Gross! First!
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jackalope104
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It must not have been all that akward, because it sounds like you still ended up having sex with him.
Now if that completely killed the mood and you didn't end up having sex, then it would be an FML
Now if that completely killed the mood and you didn't end up having sex, then it would be an FML
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sublime93
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Sounds like you're copying all those other fml's in which everything goes great for someone during sex or a date, and then something wacky and random happens.
*sigh*
*sigh*
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LatinoHeat
| 0
YDI for trying to sing like Clay Aiken while you had your mouth full of doughnut.
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yamba_fml
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YDI for being anorexic
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MercedesJames
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I promise u first dates or first intimate moments are when u really get to know someone.. thats when all the freaky shit happens to me
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DameGreyWulf
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I agree with 14.
Besides, what's so bad about eating a donut during sex? Unless it actually CAME from under his bed (as in, not a box under his bed).
It's his kink to eat while sexing. It could be worse; he could want you to shit in his mouth or something.
Besides, what's so bad about eating a donut during sex? Unless it actually CAME from under his bed (as in, not a box under his bed).
It's his kink to eat while sexing. It could be worse; he could want you to shit in his mouth or something.
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breadonabun
| 0
YDI for acting out shakespeare with your racoon
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humorizer
| 14
At least he didn't eat your eucalyptus hair?
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elektrik_fml
| 0
even though i usually get annoyed with the things where the guy does something else instead, this one seriously made me laugh for like five minutes. totally random and funny hahaha.
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cherrypieguy
| 0
YDI IT FOR NOT EATING IT!
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MissWillyB
| 0
hahahahahaha =D
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bayybee
| 0
#128 i just died laughing. that was the funniest fml ever.
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KiSsKiZzy
| 0
@110 I was asked to do that
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BabyImTwisted
| 0
LOL sounds pretty nasty..
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JuggaWhat
| 0
WTF?
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CHRISHAJEK
| 4
that's hilarious
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sexilyugly
| 5
this makes NO sense.
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YoStephy123
| 0
Kinky.
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Ox_Baker
| 0
Fakey. Sounds like it was written by an 11-year-old.
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sexinmybed
| 0
i agree. its fake. why would there be a donut under his bed. and why wouldnt you notice before he shoved it in your mouth?!!
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FFPianoDude
| 2
Sounds like the guy is an 11-year-old.
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ananamoose
| 0
I would say this guy sounds about around the age of 11 years old, wouldn't you?
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donkey_hang_down
| 2
Time to get up and make the doughnuts....
Maybe he wanted to make the filling for the Boston Creme.
Maybe he wanted to make the filling for the Boston Creme.
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girandwogpig
| 0
at #72 I have dorito's under my bed >.> What do you have against people with foods in their bed?
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elchapin562
| 0
there's actually some weird fetishes out there. this may be the weirdest one.
i only got a thing for girls feet, n i still only think about giving them a kiss, not gettin a footjob haha
i only got a thing for girls feet, n i still only think about giving them a kiss, not gettin a footjob haha
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AmbrosiaLK
| 0
you check under the bed before having sex with someone?
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requiem360
| 0
your momma likes burnt fed donuts in bed
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jleisurely69
| 0
it prob had roofies in it so u wont remember how u got pregnant
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isaac_newton
| 17
Do you always look under your sexual partners bed first? Do you check for monsters?
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xxMiiNii
| 0
YDI for your "great" taste in guys. =)
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chinolatino
| 0
I agree. If he's eating stuff off the floor regularly, you should've noticed it in his gnarly breath when you were kissing him! YDI
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Jaxxie
| 0
What a creeper...
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dollywilson
| 0
.
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ambrz
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..
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AnneFTW
| 17
Lol That's just weird xD
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_THE_MASTER_
| 0
i guess he had a more..."holey" idea for the night?
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_THE_MASTER_
| 0
YESSS every1 hated my terrible, cheesey, corny pun...VICTORY!!!
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iliekpieandcakez
| 0
i liked it.
victory is mine.
victory is mine.
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krustacea
| 1
lol
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Entity4Infinity
| 0
okay was he thinking it was sexy or what?
little weird
little weird
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N00d13s
| 0
Agreed. Saying it makes you sound like a fucking 3 year old.
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ritzy05
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hahaha you're like the girl on the tyra show whose boyfriend fed her cupcakes and stuff during sex b/c he liked them fat!
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donkey_hang_down
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I hope she is not on a diet! I wonder what kind of doughnut it was... Maybe he is a cop? Or just a fatscum fuck. We'll never know
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aback
| 4
So dress up like a cop.
...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.
...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.
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tyson346
| 0
Eat it will amuse me hahaha
...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.