By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 852
You deserved it 8 323

Same thing different taste

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So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.


jackalope104 0

It must not have been all that akward, because it sounds like you still ended up having sex with him. Now if that completely killed the mood and you didn't end up having sex, then it would be an FML

sublime93 0

Sounds like you're copying all those other fml's in which everything goes great for someone during sex or a date, and then something wacky and random happens. *sigh*

YDI for trying to sing like Clay Aiken while you had your mouth full of doughnut.

I promise u first dates or first intimate moments are when u really get to know someone.. thats when all the freaky shit happens to me

I agree with 14. Besides, what's so bad about eating a donut during sex? Unless it actually CAME from under his bed (as in, not a box under his bed). It's his kink to eat while sexing. It could be worse; he could want you to shit in his mouth or something.

breadonabun 0

YDI for acting out shakespeare with your racoon

At least he didn't eat your eucalyptus hair?

even though i usually get annoyed with the things where the guy does something else instead, this one seriously made me laugh for like five minutes. totally random and funny hahaha.

cherrypieguy 0

#128 i just died laughing. that was the funniest fml ever.

KiSsKiZzy 0
Ox_Baker 0

Fakey. Sounds like it was written by an 11-year-old.

i agree. its fake. why would there be a donut under his bed. and why wouldnt you notice before he shoved it in your mouth?!!

newguy12 0

72 its because people usually have sex ON the bed, not under it, where the donut came from

I would say this guy sounds about around the age of 11 years old, wouldn't you?

girandwogpig 0

at #72 I have dorito's under my bed >.> What do you have against people with foods in their bed?

there's actually some weird fetishes out there. this may be the weirdest one. i only got a thing for girls feet, n i still only think about giving them a kiss, not gettin a footjob haha

AmbrosiaLK 0

you check under the bed before having sex with someone?

requiem360 0

your momma likes burnt fed donuts in bed

jleisurely69 0

it prob had roofies in it so u wont remember how u got pregnant

Do you always look under your sexual partners bed first? Do you check for monsters?

I agree. If he's eating stuff off the floor regularly, you should've noticed it in his gnarly breath when you were kissing him! YDI


i guess he had a more..."holey" idea for the night?

Entity4Infinity 0

okay was he thinking it was sexy or what? little weird

Agreed. Saying it makes you sound like a ******* 3 year old.

ritzy05 1

hahaha you're like the girl on the tyra show whose boyfriend fed her cupcakes and stuff during sex b/c he liked them fat!

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.