FML : Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything...

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Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By esb - / Thursday 13 August 2009 15:23 / Canada

Intimacy

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By YoStephy123 | 0

#483390 - Thursday 13 August 2009 19:16

Kinky.

By aback | 4

#483416 - Thursday 13 August 2009 19:20

So dress up like a cop.

...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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By ManicGypsy | 21

#483386 - Thursday 13 August 2009 19:15

Gross! First!

jackalope104 | 0

#483441 - Thursday 13 August 2009 19:25

It must not have been all that akward, because it sounds like you still ended up having sex with him.

Now if that completely killed the mood and you didn't end up having sex, then it would be an FML

sublime93 | 0

#483485 - Thursday 13 August 2009 19:38

Sounds like you're copying all those other fml's in which everything goes great for someone during sex or a date, and then something wacky and random happens.
*sigh*

LatinoHeat | 0

#483554 - Thursday 13 August 2009 19:58

YDI for trying to sing like Clay Aiken while you had your mouth full of doughnut.

yamba_fml | 0

#483692 - Thursday 13 August 2009 21:02

YDI for being anorexic

MercedesJames | 0

#483829 - Thursday 13 August 2009 21:58

I promise u first dates or first intimate moments are when u really get to know someone.. thats when all the freaky shit happens to me

DameGreyWulf | 0

#484069 - Thursday 13 August 2009 22:51

I agree with 14.
Besides, what's so bad about eating a donut during sex? Unless it actually CAME from under his bed (as in, not a box under his bed).
It's his kink to eat while sexing. It could be worse; he could want you to shit in his mouth or something.

breadonabun | 0

#484186 - Thursday 13 August 2009 23:38

YDI for acting out shakespeare with your racoon

humorizer | 14

#484194 - Thursday 13 August 2009 23:40

At least he didn't eat your eucalyptus hair?

elektrik_fml | 0

#484859 - Friday 14 August 2009 3:37

even though i usually get annoyed with the things where the guy does something else instead, this one seriously made me laugh for like five minutes. totally random and funny hahaha.

cherrypieguy | 0

#484903 - Friday 14 August 2009 3:55

YDI IT FOR NOT EATING IT!

MissWillyB | 0

#484943 - Friday 14 August 2009 4:13

hahahahahaha =D

bayybee | 0

#485136 - Friday 14 August 2009 5:28

#128 i just died laughing. that was the funniest fml ever.

KiSsKiZzy | 0

#496906 - Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:26

@110 I was asked to do that

BabyImTwisted | 0

#523400 - Saturday 29 August 2009 4:42

LOL sounds pretty nasty..

JuggaWhat | 0

#635656 - Saturday 24 October 2009 4:57

WTF?

CHRISHAJEK | 4

#2391059 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:53

that's hilarious

sexilyugly | 5

#4671298 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:34

this makes NO sense.

By YoStephy123 | 0

#483390 - Thursday 13 August 2009 19:16

Kinky.

Ox_Baker | 0

#483616 - Thursday 13 August 2009 20:25

Fakey. Sounds like it was written by an 11-year-old.

sexinmybed | 0

#483712 - Thursday 13 August 2009 21:09

i agree. its fake. why would there be a donut under his bed. and why wouldnt you notice before he shoved it in your mouth?!!

FFPianoDude | 2

#483758 - Thursday 13 August 2009 21:30

Sounds like the guy is an 11-year-old.

ananamoose | 0

#483806 - Thursday 13 August 2009 21:48

I would say this guy sounds about around the age of 11 years old, wouldn't you?

donkey_hang_down | 2

#484065 - Thursday 13 August 2009 22:50

Time to get up and make the doughnuts....

Maybe he wanted to make the filling for the Boston Creme.

girandwogpig | 0

#484327 - Friday 14 August 2009 0:30

at #72 I have dorito's under my bed >.> What do you have against people with foods in their bed?

elchapin562 | 0

#489215 - Saturday 15 August 2009 19:39

there's actually some weird fetishes out there. this may be the weirdest one.
i only got a thing for girls feet, n i still only think about giving them a kiss, not gettin a footjob haha