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By  aback

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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It must not have been all that akward, because it sounds like you still ended up having sex with him. Now if that completely killed the mood and you didn't end up having sex, then it would be an FML

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Sounds like you're copying all those other fml's in which everything goes great for someone during sex or a date, and then something wacky and random happens. *sigh*

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I promise u first dates or first intimate moments are when u really get to know someone.. thats when all the freaky shit happens to me

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I agree with 14. Besides, what's so bad about eating a donut during sex? Unless it actually CAME from under his bed (as in, not a box under his bed). It's his kink to eat while sexing. It could be worse; he could want you to shit in his mouth or something.

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even though i usually get annoyed with the things where the guy does something else instead, this one seriously made me laugh for like five minutes. totally random and funny hahaha.

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i agree. its fake. why would there be a donut under his bed. and why wouldnt you notice before he shoved it in your mouth?!!

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there's actually some weird fetishes out there. this may be the weirdest one. i only got a thing for girls feet, n i still only think about giving them a kiss, not gettin a footjob haha

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I agree. If he's eating stuff off the floor regularly, you should've noticed it in his gnarly breath when you were kissing him! YDI

hahaha you're like the girl on the tyra show whose boyfriend fed her cupcakes and stuff during sex b/c he liked them fat!

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I hope she is not on a diet! I wonder what kind of doughnut it was... Maybe he is a cop? Or just a fatscum fuck. We'll never know

By  aback

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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