Intimacy: Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 08:55 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 23:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML

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Soul searching

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 13:59 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By thismakesmesad - 07/09/2011 16:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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Hate sex

By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Spicy

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

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You deserved it 170

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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yakturk43 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:06

receiving is just as gay he's in denial...

Wooddaver 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:09

what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy

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yakturk43 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:06

receiving is just as gay he's in denial...

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:42

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

babygirl579 7

Monday 20 January 2014 4:08

Dude shut up. It's still gay

swaneh 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:07

You take what you can get.

Wooddaver 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:09

what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy

supertacowaffle 41

Friday 26 December 2014 2:35

Makes me think of the offspring pretty fly for a white guy

jen1097 25

Friday 6 March 2015 21:42

"The rump"

igpay_atinlay86 8

Sunday 10 April 2016 21:41

this sentence is so british

SaltyLurker 10

Sunday 5 August 2018 22:16

You know you can spend your while life gay without ever taking it up the ass once, right? Although bottoms seem to outnumber tos 10:1... And most tops I know have still tried it at least once. Still...!

taycandy96 2

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:09

he's in denial...he wouldve been rejected u if he was straight...maybe he's bi

devynnleigh23 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:10

fail. in denial.

jpest17 5

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:09

that makes no sence u say he's not gay and u give good head??? that should be a win right???

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:14

The OP is a gay man. Hence, he obviously wants his bf to be gay as well, but his bf's straight and is just using him for the ********

markk 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:15

only a gay man would have realised that

jpest17 5

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:15

oh makes sence, yea he disentangle have to be gay to like a bj

MF12 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:29

how? only an idiot would not have realized that it was pretty clear

burnsie22 5

Sunday 11 November 2012 20:47

Dude who posted the story is gay but his boyfriend isn't

anela_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:11

some day that will come in handy with your next relationship

jpest17 5

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:11

wait was that a quote? use quotation marks!!!

lil_ham1644 29

Friday 26 December 2014 22:33

You are a dumbass. Stop commenting on this

lolitalouest 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:13

no he's defitly gay

cartooncharacter 9

Thursday 3 January 2013 5:21

No, you definitely don't know how to spell.

g0ld3nb01x30 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:14

SSHHHIIITTT!!DDIIICCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jpest17 5

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:19

not if you close you eyes lol

dewberry2001 25

Thursday 16 April 2015 16:21

Dude go home.

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