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By Anonymous - 05/03/2018 01:30

Today, my insanely religious 60-year-old neighbor screamed at me when I left my home to go to work. I was wearing jeans and that’s apparently improper for a female adult. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By katgib13 - 10/03/2015 22:38 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML

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By sarah - 06/06/2020 20:00

Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2022 01:00

Today, someone started to scream at me that "I needed Jesus" and that "I would never be a real woman." When they realized I'm a guy with long hair, they got physically angry at me for "lying to them." FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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By notateen - 13/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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Rabite 28

Monday 5 March 2018 2:06

I really don't get this weird kind of sexism regarding clothes. I guess I will read some history about it just now.

Zachary8261 28

Monday 5 March 2018 1:31

Best idea is to ignore her, honestly.

Comments

saffy66 34

Monday 26 February 2018 11:15

Are you saying you hung round to hear this for ten minutes? Or do you catch the bus near your house?

chubbear 14

Monday 5 March 2018 20:56

Who said anything about 10 minutes???

Zachary8261 28

Monday 5 March 2018 1:31

Best idea is to ignore her, honestly.

UnLuckyGyal 6

Thursday 15 March 2018 21:42

How do you know its not a man....?

Rabite 28

Monday 5 March 2018 2:06

I really don't get this weird kind of sexism regarding clothes. I guess I will read some history about it just now.

Rabite 28

Monday 5 March 2018 2:17

Ok, wow. Apparently showing the legs or showing the space between the legs is considered vulgar. The space between the legs... This is so ****** up.

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 5 March 2018 2:28

Pants reveal the contours of the body, while giant poofy skirts reveal it. Also, pants are men's clothing, used for working, so women wearing them is usurping manish behaviors and appearance, which is against the godly position of women as subservient and docile. In fact, "gentleel" dress for ladies was supposed to show off that they did not do manly, phsyical labor like the lower classes by making it physically impossible to do so. Corsets, hoop skirts, tight little fancy shoes mean you can't bend or do anything, and only a high class idle female could get through life with that.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 5 March 2018 3:01

Tell her it’s ok because it’s Casual Friday, or what you refer to as Good Friday.

Sinshine 28

Monday 5 March 2018 3:16

The poor guy must be getting a heart attack every time he goes out on the street or turns on the TV. Women in pants everywhere!

Zekfen 17

Monday 5 March 2018 3:24

Start carrying around one of those tiny vibrators and next time they do that tell them you got them a present and hand it to them.

finian1108 19

Monday 5 March 2018 3:25

tell her that you're sure she was a tart in her day

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 5 March 2018 3:25

I agree. Best to ignore the pest. or maybe yell at him/her if you see him/her doing yard work on a Sunday.

boopingsnoot 24

Monday 5 March 2018 3:51

Had a man like that yelling on campus my freshman year of college. He told me I shouldn't wear pants, so I started yelling about him wanting me to undress in public. As I am today, I would've actually thrown those pants at him.