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Agreed, number one This is just so trivial Did you at least fight?
Punch the bitch and get it back. How is this an FML? The end of it is "So I got my bag back. End of story."
Agreed, punch her and get it back, not a FML. If all fails, call the cops on her ass.
How is this an FML when you can take care of it right there??? _________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
This FML should've read like this: "Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. Now i have to spend three hours cleaning brain matter out of the boot of my car after i smashed her head in with a golf club, drove her out of town and threw her into a river. FML"
If it were me, this would be on that-other-more-positive-site-you-can't-name-here-because-the-overly-territorial-mods'll-delete-your-post, because rearranging that bitches face and taking my stuff back from her after mangling her would definitely Make My Day. ... ... ... Taking bets on whether this post sticks around.
Ahahahahahahaha
@82 Um, to be honest, I don't think that's equal to or less than 300 characters lol. So, it won't work if she were to try to get her FML posted. :D I might sound too technical. Lol.
you are a genious
if it's an FML then it's..."and i was too shy to get it back...."
Steal it back, then go back the next day and proclaim "Hey guys I ripped this bitch's bag off, isn't it awesome?"
so.... kick her in the face and take it back? I hope you didn't just stand there
Bitch-slap that mofo.
Wow, how mean! I hope you got your bag back!
Steal it back and do the same to her.
Ouch, that's gotta hurt.
Obviously they mean the bag with the stuff in it.
lolwut?
Number 7, the iPod and cellphone were in the bag. Dumbass.
number 17 thank you Cathrine obvious
Here's an idea. Stand there like a VICTIM, do nothing to get it back, and blog about it later on FML for sympathy.. Here's a better one "Today, I was in Art c;lass bragging about some stuff I stole from some bitch. She was in the class and throat punched me and got it back. I now have to eat soup for a month. FML"
Lmao, I much prefer this over the OP.
If you were too " shy" to do anything then it's YODF, but I do hope you did.
Yodf?
Your own damn fault.
Did you forget the part.. "I am now going to jail for ripping out her internal organs and shoving them down her throat.." ??
Oh I would beat the hell out of someone for stealing my stuff.
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so.... kick her in the face and take it back? I hope you didn't just stand there
Here's an idea. Stand there like a VICTIM, do nothing to get it back, and blog about it later on FML for sympathy.. Here's a better one "Today, I was in Art c;lass bragging about some stuff I stole from some bitch. She was in the class and throat punched me and got it back. I now have to eat soup for a month. FML"