Love, Embarrassing, Facebook and Parents: Take it down!

Take it down!

By steven - 28/06/2009 15:53 - Cayman Islands

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 15:00

Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML

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By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

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By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

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By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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Kellayy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:54

Wow that really just sucks XD that's a whole new definition of invasion of privacy

ncochrum 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:58

Your mom is either the coolest or least cool mom on the planet

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MIssTillie 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:27

your mom's kind of a creep show, but a well-intentioned creep show. it could be so much worse. untag yourself. it's facebook.

lameo29 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:28

In a few years you'll be glad your mom took a picture of your first kiss.

PinkNmetal 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:31

At least she didn't freak out about you kissing her? :) It's not that bad.

fuck_love_fml 1

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:31

I'm sorry but this is kind of funny... not for you of course... I would strangle her :P But also it's kind of cute.... At least your mum is interested in your life and allows you to have your first kiss :)

calikola 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:32

That's totally something my mom would have done when I was a teenager. She's pissed because I won't friend on her Facebook, but she's incredibly nosy, just like your mom. I feel for you. Wait until your mom leaves her Facebook account open one day and just delete it all. That will teach her a lesson about privacy.