*What did your current girlfriend say/do? (my fingers typed on their own)

If I was your girlfriend I would have threw my food over her.

I'm surprised OP didn't retaliate and put her in her place.

Fox. He did the right thing, he did not stoop down to her level

Restraining order...

25- That is true, I admit to my mistake. OP showed self-restraint which is something most people have trouble with. (Myself included)

-1, Were I to hazard a guess, I would say the OP's current "gf" said something along the lines of "Why did that girl throw spaghetti at your face?", but that's just me.

@ 25 Yes, but he could have stood up for himself by saying something at least. Stooping down to her level would be throwing food back at her.

He should of said " excuse me, I will be right back" snatch his ex up to bring her back to the restaurant and have her apologies to his current girlfriend.

I read it as 2 hours. Screw my dyslexic...

It was 2 YEARS later... Edit: I saw you fixed your mistake, good :)

Apparently I can't edit my comment...

Still funnier with two hours. OP has more game that way.

63: go google what dyslexia is before making ignorant remarks.

Oh Pradip, you and your terribly stupid comments

You'd think someone with dyslexia would know to carefully read things before jumping to a conclusion.

89- no, you wouldn't think that.

said no one. ever.

-11, what I find funniest is the way OP described his ex-girlfriend's actions, she was "seemingly" angry. There is spaghetti dripping down his face, but she only seems angry. You know you're not "in-tune" with someone else's emotions when a plate of spaghetti to the face is subtle. One might wonder if this had something to do with the breakup.

Agreed. She's probably the same type of ex who shows up at her ex's weddings.

"I now pronounce you man and-" *ex shoves the wedding cake in OP's face* "FUCKING DOUCHEHOLE!!!"

Oh, she's moving alright.

56 - they could still be friends in that situation.

Your comment + the mustache + the Italian accent I'm pretending you have = comedy gold.

Well, it WOULD be easier if he had ordered alphabet soup.

Funny

She's not desperate.. She's angry. (Duh.)

People keep grudges for decades. Two years is nothing.

My grandpa has had a 18 year old grudge over me. It all started because of my mom treating him badly. I've never done anything wrong to him and he treats me like shit.