By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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CaptNomNom 17

I read it as 2 hours. Screw my dyslexic...

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ycrem0n 21

*What did your current girlfriend say/do? (my fingers typed on their own)

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RaggleFrock 13

If I was your girlfriend I would have threw my food over her.

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RussianFox 13

I'm surprised OP didn't retaliate and put her in her place.

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Keevarou 17

Fox. He did the right thing, he did not stoop down to her level

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RussianFox 13

25- That is true, I admit to my mistake. OP showed self-restraint which is something most people have trouble with. (Myself included)

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WritingWrongs 8

-1, Were I to hazard a guess, I would say the OP's current "gf" said something along the lines of "Why did that girl throw spaghetti at your face?", but that's just me.

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TechnicolorNova 7

@ 25 Yes, but he could have stood up for himself by saying something at least. Stooping down to her level would be throwing food back at her.

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Osito2011 9

He should of said " excuse me, I will be right back" snatch his ex up to bring her back to the restaurant and have her apologies to his current girlfriend.

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CaptNomNom 17

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CaptNomNom 17

I read it as 2 hours. Screw my dyslexic...

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loloalltheway 23

It was 2 YEARS later... Edit: I saw you fixed your mistake, good :)

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jsl6728 2

Still funnier with two hours. OP has more game that way.

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eggmarie 25

63: go google what dyslexia is before making ignorant remarks.

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Mrjangleybits 1

Oh Pradip, you and your terribly stupid comments

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Jirekianu2 19

You'd think someone with dyslexia would know to carefully read things before jumping to a conclusion.

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WritingWrongs 8

-11, what I find funniest is the way OP described his ex-girlfriend's actions, she was "seemingly" angry. There is spaghetti dripping down his face, but she only seems angry. You know you're not "in-tune" with someone else's emotions when a plate of spaghetti to the face is subtle. One might wonder if this had something to do with the breakup.

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MelTheGreat 23

Agreed. She's probably the same type of ex who shows up at her ex's weddings.

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Posthuman 26

"I now pronounce you man and-" *ex shoves the wedding cake in OP's face* "******* DOUCHEHOLE!!!"

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KiddNYC1O 20

Oh, she's moving alright.

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FML_Master2133 6

56 - they could still be friends in that situation.

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MalloryKnox 8

Your comment + the mustache + the Italian accent I'm pretending you have = comedy gold.

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Keevarou 17

Woah, good thing you got out of that relationship, at least you maybe have a better girlfriend now :) So that's a good thing, enjoy your relationship, don't let your overly jealous ex get in your way

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MURIKKA 11

Well that's one way to say "I hate you".

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Pleonasm 35

Well, it WOULD be easier if he had ordered alphabet soup.

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Z_Diggy 8

She might still be angry, but that's just a guess.

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1happymummy 14

How is it possible to maintain a grudge that long? O.o

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CharresBarkrey 15

People keep grudges for decades. Two years is nothing.

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DanniNell 13

My grandpa has had a 18 year old grudge over me. It all started because of my mom treating him badly. I've never done anything wrong to him and he treats me like shit.

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