blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
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HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sprayed
Today, I had a sneezing fit in the middle of the night, like 10 really great big sneezes, but then it was over and I went back to sleep. I got up this morning and turned the light on, and turns out I’d been sneezing blood over everything, the bed, walls, carpet, furniture, clothes, everything. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Noname
Japan
Earthquake sneezer
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
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rushgirl25 6
I lol'ed so hard at this! Sorry op :-(
stariee1997 16
At least you woke up to 1/8th of an ******?
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Comments (74)
singer0421 32
I guess someone woke up on the snot side of the bed. Eh? Eh? No? Okay...
HowieDoIt 21
No, it's snot okay. This situation is nothing to sneeze at!
UrYousername 15
How does one even ....
ifavela89 13
that's one heck of a sneeze
zandalee 19
Bless you OP!
starile 19
Bet it came with a fart, too. Blowing wind from both ends!
TyT63 12
I get up at 6 every morning...
HowieDoIt 21
You want a cookie or ice cream for your prize?
immunetoinsanity 23
Well OP obviously doesn't, and seeing as it's Saturday I'm sure they really didn't want to wake up so early. FYL OP, that would be the start of a terrible day for me.
TyT63 12
this app is FML god forbid someone wakes up at 6 their life must be so hard while people become homeless or lose all their money. and yeah i would love a cookie for my prize I love chocolate chip you ******* dick
TyT63 12
just saying their life isn't ****** because they woke up at 6 its not a big deal
DedicatedNova 13
I sneeze so loud in my sleep I wake myself up. So I'm in the exact same boat as you. Sorry about falling off your bed though. That must suck.
efettes 19
To the people that voted ydi... How the hell?! It's a natural body function!
jw90 18
They are called asses my friend.
jw90 18
Embrace the morning! It's a good day!
perdix 29
Hey, at least you got to sleep in. Did you hit snooze at 3:30 am, when decent folk wake up?
janiiine 5
Sounds exhilarating. Hitting the ground sneezing.
jrock9093 18
Awesome an epic moment would of been a good YouTube vid lol