Kids: Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed...

By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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MUFC4EVER 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 9:31

karma's a b*tch

PureGold 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 18:07

FAIL. And you deserved it.

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MUFC4EVER 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 9:31

karma's a b*tch

Bilbotitface 2

Sunday 29 November 2009 0:09

i wuz gonna send the exact comment ... great minds think alike XD

PureGold 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 18:07

FAIL. And you deserved it.

xyeshi 0

Friday 13 February 2009 0:53

LOL i did that!!! kid fell of its bike, i laughed and then 2 mins later took a horrid buckle

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:14

Hahahahaha, so deserved that! But you gotta laugh ay.

ChaosChild 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:55

So what did we learn?

VexDraham 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:55

ROTFL! Thats great!

Azbezzy 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 21:12

dude this guys a champ. love you

D34DR3K0N 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 14:58

fail sauce

summer66_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:10

K.A.R.M.A.

Shallow_Padentic 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:08

1 and 11 so true. Karma is a bitch though. You kinda had it coming. still funny

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