blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
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HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sprayed
Today, I had a sneezing fit in the middle of the night, like 10 really great big sneezes, but then it was over and I went back to sleep. I got up this morning and turned the light on, and turns out I’d been sneezing blood over everything, the bed, walls, carpet, furniture, clothes, everything. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Noname
Japan
Earthquake sneezer
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
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rushgirl25 6
I lol'ed so hard at this! Sorry op :-(
stariee1997 16
At least you woke up to 1/8th of an ******?
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Comments (74)
Enslaved 36
I know that there are a lot of people that once they're up they're up. So I feel bad for the OP if he's unable to get back to sleep. 6am is too early to get up when you don't have to!
Kataclysm97 32
KAAAMEE...HAAAMMEEEE...HAAAAAAAACHOOOO!!!!!
starile 19
OP just evolved into... Super Saiyan!!
olpally 32
At least you didn't piss or shit yourself when you sneezed. Could always be worse.
WhiteCrimson 23
Well that's a quick way to start the morning. Pepper alarm clock
DQEight 8
damn, you must have at least sneezed out a chunk of your brain.
darkmis1 17
That wouldn't be enough to get me up that early. A couple aspirin and I'm back in dream land.
geko911 22
"Cause drugs shouldn't always be the answer." -look at that stoner trying to act cool
unluckyguy1 11
Dude, I have to wake up Everyday at 5:30 in The loting to go to college
bazookajoey 27
LOL. Good morning
sanecatlady 13
I sneeze a lot after waking up. I must be allergic to mornings.
pistolpete31000 7
That's a good thing. Now you're up to do something productive with the whole day!