By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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