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Eternal_malaise's FML badges

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    8%

  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
    0%

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    48%

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    15%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%

  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%

  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%

  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%

  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%

  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%

  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    0%

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    19%

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    20%

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    22%

  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    29%

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    0%

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    0%

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    0%

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%

  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%

  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Eternal_malaise's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By The Sbeak - / Friday 13 February 2009 15:54 / United States
I agree, your life sucks
By UHM - / Sunday 6 October 2013 21:54 / United States
I agree, your life sucks
By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 October 2013 21:49 / Canada - Toronto
I agree, your life sucks
By animal lover... / Saturday 5 October 2013 22:34 /
I agree, your life sucks
By soontobedivorced - / Sunday 19 April 2009 04:05 / United States
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