Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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cocainewhore 30
But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.
Welshite 39
My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?
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Comments (175)
LolCandy 27
If he is willing to shove your face against the floor and hurt you while you do not want that, it's time to reconsider the reason you're dating this person, and how they will treat you for the rest of your life (unless this person is a one-night stand type deal. Still, time to adjust your judgement).
stitesy29 18
Why didnt you tell him to stop?
jaysinlove 10
I understand losing your V but your step-sister rm, why In hell wouldn't you go to your rm lol
legs666 10
it seems to me that having sex in one's siblings room and not one's own room has become very popular. *ashamed of human race sigh*
luvmyfamof4 4
I'm sorry sweetie, that's not how it's supposed to be. The only consolation I can offer is that years down the road, you will laugh about it with your friends and that sex will get better. And please choose men who care more about your wellbeing.
Missythemini 20
Should have at least grabbed a pillow. Also an odd spot to do it for the first time. Hope the step sister didn't find out after the fact.
Fou_Lou 20
If youre old enough to have sex you should be old enough to tell him if its uncomfortable. YDI
measishouldbe 17
I dont understand why they can never do it in their own room on their bed. Why did you choose the floor of your step sisters room. Honestly...