Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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cocainewhore 30
But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.
Welshite 39
My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?
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Comments (175)
SanpakuEyes 18
Next time try to choose a partner who cares about your needs as well as his own!
Thorvald22 17
Well shit at least you got to freaky for your first time, everyone always talks about how boring their first **** was. Mine was in a mausoleum and we both got concrete burns on our knees and feet
ksks1234 33
That is very disrespectful. Why would you have sex in a mausoleum of all places? They smell musty, they are cold (or stuffy in summer), they are not that clean, and, as I have already stated, it is disrespectful.
dannyestrada20 3
You just wanted to let people know your not a virgin anymore
SouthernLady12 13
I def agree with you! Sadly girls are not taught being discreet is the better way to go. They are too busy learning how to shake their bums by their moms.
squideth 18
Yeah sorry to burst your bubble but girls can do whatever they want, including being as indiscreet as they want. So **** off.
bellidona 15
thats ur own fault lol try a bed next time.
angel80_fml 2
Classy !!! You're worth more than that !!!
thenameismakai 3
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
meredithmcgee 5
Wow #115 #95 said the same thing......
limabeans101029 20
Communication is important! If you don't like it when he pushes your head onto the carpet, tell him.
mattg47 5
YDI for doing it in your step sisters room.
legalizenow 16
Did anything get on the carpet?
curlygirly1 8
maybe shes getting back at her evil step sister by having sex in her room!