Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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cocainewhore 30
But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.
Welshite 39
My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?
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Comments (175)
ilovemsminaj 13
Some foundation will cover all that up And why were you doing that in your sisters room? Must have been awkward
driinkbleach 18
Lol #122 for the win :D
mattrd_fml 31
He must not be too experienced. He should know that he's the one who should be eating carpet. not her.
Muttley9 13
Far better if you had discussed this with a parent and got buy in to use your very own bed
rosenkrieger223 24
I guess this is true. No one said anything about the memories being good ones, but memorable nonetheless. haha
ibanghellokitty 8
Wow that sounds rough op.. ):
caitiebug1119 15
You know, this would've been a good time to speak up. Something like "Ow! You're hurting my face!", or "Let's go to my bed" would've been good. If I just saw your face and heard it happened during sex, I'd think it was rape.
bigmammajamma69 4
Really? You didn't tell him to stop ??
dangousity 21
Wow, classy
specialK3372 5
Ugh that sounds rough my first time was as bad as that maybe worse try it again but in a bed and try being on top