Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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cocainewhore 30
But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.
Welshite 39
My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?
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Comments (175)
bReLiNg 18
Try on top next time. Or, in your own bed in your own room.
OptimusVader 23
Nice repetition you have there. I didn't know my own bed could be in another person's room (that isn't considered mine as well). :)
avril2nite 2
You could share a room with your sister..
agirlhasnoname_fml 6
if I moved my bed into your room, that doesn't make it my room.
Mike09220 14
Feel the burn.
kinky44 28
Did you at least get both kinds of carpet-burn?
lfrider92 21
You say that like its a good thing. Which creeper are you in your picture? I'm guessing the left?
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Don't disrespect My Name is Earl!
coried91 28
That has to hurt. I'm sure pretty much everyone has a horrible first time unless they have the skills of a **** star. All of the people I know hated their first time.
laurenasabutton 26
Awkward and embarrassing perhaps, but horrible seems a bit far!
coried91 28
I say horrible because my first time was horrible and so was a lot of my friends.
geekbuscus 19
I actually enjoyed my first time as did most of my friends.
Aegimus 5
Unless, you know, you actually waited to do it with somebody special. none of the people I know hated their first time.
coried91 28
I did wait to do it with someone special. I was with him for 2 years before we did anything. He and my husband are the only people I've been with so don't come preaching when you don't know anything.
SuperMew 22
My first time was uninteresting. The guy was a prick with a small penis. I don't say that to be rude, it's the truth. I was actually surprised when I had sex the second time with someone new, because it was actually enjoyable.
Myo_fml 20
My first was mostly just awkward. It lasted about five minutes, not because he couldn't last but because it hurt too much for me and so he stopped for my sake.
Raesin 21
Mine was enjoyable, mostly because he was special to me. But also because he actually paid attention and was considerate of how I was feeling. By the sounds of it OP, he didn't care about you at all but you should've said something. Why should he get all the pleasure and you get all the pain?
jazzy_123 20
am I the only one who doesn't really care about my first time?? All I see is how far along I've gonna after that and all the lessons I've learned. I'm finally happy with the guy I'm with now... then again my first time wasn't special AT ALL lol so I guess it does matter since my bf is special to me and it feels great (:
sourgirl101 28
My first time was with my first boyfriend now husband. It hurt but was a good hurt (if that makes sense?). After several unsuccessful tries, he finally rubbed something on me in the dark. I thought it was lube. Turned out it was Blistex Lip Balm!
nannygirl1990 6
sounds like my first time except for the lip balm part haha
Rainhawk94 27
I couldn't even find where it was suppose to go my first time
little_one1 14
I'm with jazzy on this one.
foxy_grampa 19
So you did it like the song says huh. Face down ass up
Sinistra_Blue 12
I'm guessing the reason you couldn't use the bed is because your step sister was currently in it? Unless you prefer the taste a carpet.
Culpion 3
First of all, you probably should have done it in your own room instead of your step-sister's. Seriously, what kind of person does that? And secondly, if you didn't want him to push your face down in the carpet, SAY SOMETHING.
Aegimus 5
Or she could've, y'know, not ******* done it until she had her own house to do it in. seriously? like this chick has to hide out in somebody else's bedroom to have sex? How the hell does she expect to raise a kid when that happens? smh people are frikkin ridiculous.
saocrates 16
42, What does raising a kid have to do with this FML?
laurenasabutton 26
Wait, why is she raising a child? And why would she be hiding in other people's rooms to do so?
Myo_fml 20
Why would you wait until you had your own house to have sex if you're in a stable relationship? I just think she should have done it in her own room.
kto123 16
What I think 42 is trying to say is if op is too nervous about getting caught having sex in her own room and has to be comfortable in someone elses space, then she should wait to have sex until she has matured more. Like when she moves into her own place.
limabeans101029 20
Not everyone moves out as soon as they turn 18. My sister is still living at home and she's 22. If you're in a stable relationship, why should you have to wait until you have your own house to have sex?
Likian5 26
I guess beds are overrated nowadays.
abeg157 14
To tell the truth, why were you on the floor.
Taurus_ChicKa 36
Rug burn on your face? So your first time doing it was doggy-style? Hey, not judging here, I just figured that would hurt more. Ouch! Also, why your stepsister's room? I can't think of any reason why that would be a good or romantic idea. O.o
JeWbOy101 11
I was thinking doggy for the first time was a bit odd.. I for one started with missionary as it seemed like the normal way at the time.. I did t know much about other ways at first...
valalvax 13
We tried missionary the first time, but couldn't figure it out, so we did it cowgirl, still prefer cowgirl over everything we've done
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
I personally find doggy one of the more comfortable positions.