Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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cocainewhore 30
But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.
Welshite 39
My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?
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Comments (175)
TanyaCat 13
Sounds romantic...
jixiekat 14
couldn't you just move on a bed or couch lr something...? lol
Cirrus13 4
You sure got it rough.
mrtonyanderson 20
Classy
egrudy 9
Maybe it was the step sisters boyfriend
kate3101 15
Poor OP - that sounds like a pretty bad first experience. It's never that great the first time, but it sounds like your partner wasn't being very considerate of your comfort, much less your pleasure. I hope that he takes a bit more care of you next time.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
mirafiori 2
I'm so sorry for you Anonymous :( this sounds like a rape, deffo not a proper cherry-popping attempt ;/
SuperMew 22
It's not rape everytime someone has a regrettable sexual experience.
QueenOrangeSoda 21
It can't be rape by definition if it's explicitly consensual. Rape refers not to the force and/or imbalance thereof during the act, but the lack of clear consent.
stargirl_95 24
This was an awful experience but it certainly was not rape. It sounds as if it was consensual. Please do not ever mistake a regrettable sexual experience with rape. Rape is a serious crime and the last thing we need is another case where someone was wrongfully accused of it as a false rape accusation can completely destroy someone's life and make it even harder for real rape victims to go to the police.
alex_gen 39
YDI.
toowie_fml 20
Dang for first time I think he would be more gentle all around