Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
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Dick_diamond 22

Was he trying to give directions to himself? Afraid he might skip a step?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

While I think it's a good idea to not force sex to be a serious thing, I also think that that's weird and not remotely sexy.

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AfroFluff 23

You should have put your legs around him and reply "You cannot escape my grasp" in a deep voice. He would habe probably thought it would be funny and cute you joined in

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rafa015 20

he just needed to remember how to do it

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Jasti 12

I see posts like this all the time and I feel like I'm the only one who would find something like this insanely amusing and start giggling. :

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Badabam_fml 14

I have no idea why you got voted down but I set you back to neutral. This comment was 'on point' as the current trend goes. (Idgaf if this gets down votes)

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vikky538 28

one word ..escape...mix well with what your boyfriend says...

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vlalam 24

sex can be a complicated thing to operwte.. no wonder he has his instructions memorized... hahahah

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janfleury 19

Maybe he was trying to prevent a premature exit on his part to make sure you found the finishline before him. Still realllly funny.

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ZenoTheBeano 13

Guys, come on. It obviously sounds like he's trying to get himself in a rhythm, so he could last longer for his girlfriend. He did so by repeating the afore mentioned phrase over and over in his head, but he must've accidentally started saying it out loud. Shit happens, don't look down on him for it OP, he was only trying for you.

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