FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jessie / Saturday 25 December 2010 13:38 / United States

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By Psychotic_Snail | 0

#1890953 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:38

hahaha hes a keeper

By dragsdotasniper | 2

#1890948 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:37

funny bf

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By dragsdotasniper | 2

#1890948 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:37

funny bf

Eyeliner_fml | 0

#1890964 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:40

lmfao I've seen so many of these fml's. I hope he was kidding, what a way to kill the mood.

syddyb | 0

#1890970 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:41

Atleast he has a sense of humor.:)

LightningLadyy | 0

#1891023 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:53

Hahaha, I would die laughing!

MrSStrupe514 | 0

#1891042 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:59

Lighten up! And quit bitching!

IndianForLife | 0

#1891159 - Saturday 25 December 2010 20:37

YDI for having sex before marriage.

pipp360 | 0

#1891265 - Saturday 25 December 2010 21:36

at least Op got laid.....

Bosia | 0

#1891649 - Sunday 26 December 2011 1:25

Did he "blast off", as well?

bh0p | 0

#1891701 - Sunday 26 December 2011 1:41

These FML's are so stupid it's all girls who have no sense of humor, just because there boyfriend does or says something funny. Gosh you dang girls need to learn to laugh. :/

White_Fury | 0

#1891973 - Sunday 26 December 2011 3:56

Great point 88. I completely agree. These FMLs are hilarious!

ninjagirl1996 | 0

#1892187 - Sunday 26 December 2011 5:54

how long did it take him to take off his glasses and suspenders? NERD ALERT!!

fml98kevin | 4

#1892450 - Sunday 26 December 2011 8:34

i was thinking the same thing!

poppyseed420 | 9

#1893756 - Sunday 26 December 2011 21:01

haha I've had tons of stuff like this happen to me, I guess when you hang out with guys you think a lot of the same stuff is funny

TaylorSaysMoo | 4

#1903203 - Wednesday 29 December 2011 11:21

Dude 88 ima girl and if my bf ever did something like that I'd be laughing haha whenever I read these FMLs it makes me wonder why girls canmot appreciate guys with some humor. Theyre lucky lol

BlackMoon_fml | 9

#5585594 - Thursday 18 July 2013 2:50

I'd put a ring on it so fast

By Psychotic_Snail | 0

#1890953 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:38

hahaha hes a keeper

HUG_fml | 0

#1891652 - Sunday 26 December 2011 1:25

lol

PurpleSleep | 0

#1892032 - Sunday 26 December 2011 4:25

"Houston, we have a problem"

By JessieMongoose | 11

#1890955 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:39

I would've laughed. Then, I would've slapped him.

Pb25797051 | 0

#1890992 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:48

BITCH

cradle6 | 13

#1891081 - Saturday 25 December 2010 20:06

Actually 14 is right. If you slap someone for making a joke, you are indeed a bitch.

pepsie_fml | 0

#1891198 - Saturday 25 December 2010 21:01

depends how hard you slap them.

charlesnk7 | 0

#1891798 - Sunday 26 December 2011 2:33

indeed

supersam1221 | 0

#1891905 - Sunday 26 December 2011 3:26

u soundlike my girlfriend

ryu7 | 0

#1892194 - Sunday 26 December 2011 6:00

I was smiling at this post at first then I read ur comment and frowned I wonder why...

barbarianDonkey | 0

#1892526 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:29

this isn't an fml it's a win

jonathanpwns | 0

#1892659 - Sunday 26 December 2011 11:56

i found it funny that you're name is Jessie and the posters name is Jessie, suspicious much?

Mubus | 0

#1892954 - Sunday 26 December 2011 14:49

21: Epic pic!

walc | 2

#1894788 - Monday 27 December 2011 6:35

your*

By partychix246 | 0

#1890957 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:40

wow time to move on unless it felt good for some unknown reason

lil_ham1644 | 29

#5896894 - Thursday 27 March 2014 0:54

Some people like it fast... Yea the voice is a bit odd, but I would just laugh it off

By TXjuggalo972 | 6

#1890966 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:40

getting hot and heavy? lol sounds like your the funny one

walc | 2

#1894794 - Monday 27 December 2011 6:38

you're*

TXjuggalo972 | 6

#1895024 - Monday 27 December 2011 9:11

thank you

By Doortje | 28

#1890975 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:41

..and CRASH.

MacNuggets | 0

#1891076 - Saturday 25 December 2010 20:05

blast of!!

LuxAeterna_fml | 0

#1891532 - Sunday 26 December 2011 0:16

Houston, we have a problem. :D

Melli17 | 3

#1892362 - Sunday 26 December 2011 7:38

chamillionaire the millionaire ^ lol

By maddyjayneexox | 4

#1890977 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:41

hey, whatever turns him on.. right?

chaosdragn16 | 2

#1891871 - Sunday 26 December 2011 3:06

well that's just sad then. If that turns him on and she don't, lol!
anyways...
I thought it was gonna be that he came once he finished his countdown.

sfdrf | 0

#1892515 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:15

at least they were getting some!

By jasonfabian | 0

#1890981 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:42

HA that blows

malters | 9

#1894185 - Monday 27 December 2011 0:52

no, it explodes ;)

By FerrariCake | 2

#1890983 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:43

Is your boyfriend's name Hal?

By perdix | 29

#1891004 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:49

And if his missile is a Minuteman, you need to find someone else, or learn to pleasure yourself with sex toys.

Premature payload delivery is a failed mission.