lmfao I've seen so many of these fml's. I hope he was kidding, what a way to kill the mood.

Atleast he has a sense of humor.:)

Hahaha, I would die laughing!

Lighten up! And quit bitching!

YDI for having sex before marriage.

at least Op got laid.....

Did he "blast off", as well?

These FML's are so stupid it's all girls who have no sense of humor, just because there boyfriend does or says something funny. Gosh you dang girls need to learn to laugh. :/

Great point 88. I completely agree. These FMLs are hilarious!

how long did it take him to take off his glasses and suspenders? NERD ALERT!!

i was thinking the same thing!

haha I've had tons of stuff like this happen to me, I guess when you hang out with guys you think a lot of the same stuff is funny

Dude 88 ima girl and if my bf ever did something like that I'd be laughing haha whenever I read these FMLs it makes me wonder why girls canmot appreciate guys with some humor. Theyre lucky lol

I'd put a ring on it so fast

lol

"Houston, we have a problem"

BITCH

Actually 14 is right. If you slap someone for making a joke, you are indeed a bitch.

depends how hard you slap them.

indeed

u soundlike my girlfriend

I was smiling at this post at first then I read ur comment and frowned I wonder why...

this isn't an fml it's a win

i found it funny that you're name is Jessie and the posters name is Jessie, suspicious much?

21: Epic pic!

your*

Some people like it fast... Yea the voice is a bit odd, but I would just laugh it off

you're*

thank you

blast of!!

Houston, we have a problem. :D

chamillionaire the millionaire ^ lol

well that's just sad then. If that turns him on and she don't, lol! anyways... I thought it was gonna be that he came once he finished his countdown.

at least they were getting some!

no, it explodes ;)

lol how do you come up with this shit

haha that was well written.

Perdix ur my favorite person on FML

Yeah, how the hell do you do it?

^win