By "Nancy Marlin" - 16/07/2017 13:00

Today, I had to call the hotel we were staying at to recover some items I had left. Those items consist of a cellphone, razor blades, used batteries, and a vibrator. They have nothing to do with each other, but yes, they're at the front desk. FML
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Rest assured, they've seen weirder things left behind. Like a dead hooker's body.

Sorry but YDI for not checking all your stuff correctly before leaving. I suggest you make a list with everything you took when booking a hotel, then scratching it off of the list when you pack it back up. Also, I think I would be incredibly paranoid over leaving a vibrator in a hotel.

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Rest assured, they've seen weirder things left behind. Like a dead hooker's body.

So reassuring lol

check after yourself next time in order to avoid forgetting a CELLPHONE. ydi

I work at a hotel, and hey, that stuff happens. Don't sweat it, OP!

Sorry but YDI for not checking all your stuff correctly before leaving. I suggest you make a list with everything you took when booking a hotel, then scratching it off of the list when you pack it back up. Also, I think I would be incredibly paranoid over leaving a vibrator in a hotel.

If they have nothing in common, you lack imagination!

what's the fml here? I don't get it.

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The cell phone yes, but the rest? Who knows *where* the vibrator has been, probably no where butt...

Somehow I have the feeling that the used batteries and the vibrator actually DO have something to do with each other

Thank goodness you found those used batteries!