FML : Today, I had to call the hotel we were staying at to recover some items I had left. Those items consist of a cellphone, razor blades, used batteries, and...

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Today, I had to call the hotel we were staying at to recover some items I had left. Those items consist of a cellphone, razor blades, used batteries, and a vibrator. They have nothing to do with each other, but yes, they're at the front desk. FML

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By "Nancy Marlin" - / Sunday 16 July 2017 13:00 /

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By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7494068 - Sunday 16 July 2017 01:08

Rest assured, they've seen weirder things left behind. Like a dead hooker's body.

By jamielusions | 18

#7494293 - Sunday 16 July 2017 04:15

Sorry but YDI for not checking all your stuff correctly before leaving. I suggest you make a list with everything you took when booking a hotel, then scratching it off of the list when you pack it back up. Also, I think I would be incredibly paranoid over leaving a vibrator in a hotel.

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By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7494068 - Sunday 16 July 2017 01:08

Rest assured, they've seen weirder things left behind. Like a dead hooker's body.

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8313girl | 27

#7496095 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 02:40

So reassuring lol

By Kurliez408 | 29

#7494075 - Sunday 16 July 2017 01:11

check after yourself next time in order to avoid forgetting a CELLPHONE. ydi

By sparklevibes | 14

#7494216 - Sunday 16 July 2017 02:59

I work at a hotel, and hey, that stuff happens. Don't sweat it, OP!

By jamielusions | 18

#7494293 - Sunday 16 July 2017 04:15

Sorry but YDI for not checking all your stuff correctly before leaving. I suggest you make a list with everything you took when booking a hotel, then scratching it off of the list when you pack it back up. Also, I think I would be incredibly paranoid over leaving a vibrator in a hotel.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7494352 - Sunday 16 July 2017 05:02

If they have nothing in common, you lack imagination!

By lucasjames22 | 8

#7494661 - Sunday 16 July 2017 11:02

what's the fml here? I don't get it.

By Gwengreen | 4

#7494666 - Sunday 16 July 2017 11:06

The cell phone yes, but the rest? Who knows *where* the vibrator has been, probably no where butt...

By tibtak01 | 8

#7494895 - Monday 17 July 2017 05:28

Somehow I have the feeling that the used batteries and the vibrator actually DO have something to do with each other

By LuneeTune | 15

#7498367 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 12:02

Thank goodness you found those used batteries!

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