Holidays: Today, I had to call the hotel we were staying at to recover... - FML

By "Nancy Marlin" - 16/07/2017 13:00

Today, I had to call the hotel we were staying at to recover some items I had left. Those items consist of a cellphone, razor blades, used batteries, and a vibrator. They have nothing to do with each other, but yes, they're at the front desk. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 16 July 2017 13:08

Rest assured, they've seen weirder things left behind. Like a dead hooker's body.

jamielusions 19

Sunday 16 July 2017 16:15

Sorry but YDI for not checking all your stuff correctly before leaving. I suggest you make a list with everything you took when booking a hotel, then scratching it off of the list when you pack it back up. Also, I think I would be incredibly paranoid over leaving a vibrator in a hotel.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 16 July 2017 13:08

Rest assured, they've seen weirder things left behind. Like a dead hooker's body.

8313girl 28

Tuesday 18 July 2017 2:40

So reassuring lol

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Sunday 16 July 2017 13:11

check after yourself next time in order to avoid forgetting a CELLPHONE. ydi

sparklevibes 14

Sunday 16 July 2017 14:59

I work at a hotel, and hey, that stuff happens. Don't sweat it, OP!

jamielusions 19

Sunday 16 July 2017 16:15

Sorry but YDI for not checking all your stuff correctly before leaving. I suggest you make a list with everything you took when booking a hotel, then scratching it off of the list when you pack it back up. Also, I think I would be incredibly paranoid over leaving a vibrator in a hotel.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 16 July 2017 17:02

If they have nothing in common, you lack imagination!

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Sunday 16 July 2017 23:02

what's the fml here? I don't get it.

Gwengreen 6

Sunday 16 July 2017 23:06

The cell phone yes, but the rest? Who knows *where* the vibrator has been, probably no where butt...

tibtak01 8

Monday 17 July 2017 5:28

Somehow I have the feeling that the used batteries and the vibrator actually DO have something to do with each other

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Wednesday 19 July 2017 12:02

Thank goodness you found those used batteries!

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