Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
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Dick_diamond 22

Was he trying to give directions to himself? Afraid he might skip a step?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

While I think it's a good idea to not force sex to be a serious thing, I also think that that's weird and not remotely sexy.

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nphill82 21

Communication is key, tell him it's ******* creepy, don't just whine on a social app

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brennanking73195 1

maybe he needs to remind himself how to have sex lol

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Mercadian 7

...wait in the middle... That should have been the end...

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Crescent_Moon 17

Ohmygod I can't... This is too funny! Honestly, if I were you, I'd have been laughing my ass off right then and there.

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murders10 4

LOL I Think I'll do the same from time to time :D

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Drosophila82 18

Sorry but that is ****** funny.. Sorry it sucks

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sweetsammm1991 5

probably to either keep from cumming or to keep his rhythm. that's when you turn on "mood music" so you can stay in the mood and he can be awkward without you having to hear it. lol.

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