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By Douche - 31/07/2020 23:01

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Today, I flew from Texas to meet my new girlfriend's family in Georgia. Turns out her sister was a random hookup I had a year earlier on a business trip, she remembered me as the douchebag with premature ejaculation. Guess who’s flying home single? FML
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Bogrbon 27
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I mean, if you needed proof you had a type, you now have it.

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bloopaloop 27

You still got the sister combo! Way to go buddy!

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bloopaloop 27

You still got the sister combo! Way to go buddy!

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Sagar Nair 11
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Small world aint it, champ?

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Bogrbon 27
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I mean, if you needed proof you had a type, you now have it.

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RichardPencil 30
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Why? If you're not a Two-Pump Chump with your girlfriend (that you've been dating for less than a year) then who cares what kind of douchebag you were to a rando?

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genuinegoodguy 9

Sorry to hear of your premature ejaculation problems. But you didn’t have to be a douche.

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RichardPencil 30
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Usually when a guy has premature ejaculation, he's usually apologetic and makes excuses. Or so I've heard.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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My guess is some douchebag with premature ejaculation issues. Was I right?

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Perry85 42
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Need a bit more context, how long have you been dating your girlfriend? If you were with her at the time of hook up then YDI, if not then FYI

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diraven 15

Should have told them that douchebag was your twin brother. You could have had a hilarious double date!

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Brightside86 29
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I don't see the problem. Were you truly awful to her sister or something? Maybe it's different for girls but I've slept with my friends and brothers Ex and it's not a big deal we're all just people. As for premature ejaculation that's a very solvable problem doesn't seem like thing that you should be ridiculed for.

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