Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
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Dick_diamond 22

Was he trying to give directions to himself? Afraid he might skip a step?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

While I think it's a good idea to not force sex to be a serious thing, I also think that that's weird and not remotely sexy.

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RockDrRoll 9

Repeat the opposite back in a high voice or harmony. Life is boring, just have fun with it!

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aylind 18

I would've been like, "say that one more time and you will exit and never enter again"

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Jazzy793 16

And, yet he couldn't even get his timing right.

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SauceySarah 30

I don't understand why he thought that would be a good idea.

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phaelnb 26

I'm guessing he did that to prevent himself from cuming too fast. No one wants premature ejaculation on the bed =D

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PNiggZ 19

Guess it's time to exit that relationship

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iAlissa 34

#24, it's most people's way of dealing with a totally fixable situation in relationships these days. Which is saddening

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buckdharma 36

He read the book, Sex for Dummies. Chapter II- Oral: Lick, repeat.

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R2Dee2 10

Maybe he forgot what he was suppose to be doing??

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