Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Protip
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dumblonde78
🌶️ Spicy
Whatever works
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
beardedlady
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Queenbee26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me when his so-called "ways to turn me on" didn't work. What were these ways? Flicking my nips and inserting his finger in my belly button. FML
SickofhisBs
🌶️ Spicy
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Anonymous
Lewes, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oh, so NOW you're listening
Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Manipulation
Today, I realized the only way I can get hard is if my partner rubs my back and hamstrings for an unreasonable amount of time. My boyfriend thinks I’m being manipulative. FML
bdw89
Warrensburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years still can't get it that dry humping me and saying, "But I'm horny" in a goofy voice isn't a turn on. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Top comments
JJProphet 10
"do the laundry. its a turn on"
noberg 14
"Damn, just the way you clean those dishes"
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Comments (74)
Pigpig1234 10
Break up with his lazy ass
Nish007 15
Try this, "I think we should break up, it would certainly turn me on"
allplayedout 20
I'm gonna assume you live together for this to be the issue that it is. I'd start thinking of a contingency plan for what to do when you inevitably tire of waiting on a man child who won't do his fair share without vague sexual wheedling. You do your part of the chores because you live there, folks. No reward expected or necessary.
posie97 18
The reward is to keep living there in his case. I'd just sell all of his crap as Spring Cleaning if I were in this situation.
claramm45 4
Use that to your advantage
an3ph 20
You got the power!
LittleKisses 8
Sounds like it's time for a new boyfriend...
Benny_Boi 9
Surely, if you want him to do something, it turns you on anyway..?
Our_name_ 14
Thanks for the idea ?
emiwat2015 3
it's a useful tool