Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Protip
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dumblonde78
🌶️ Spicy
Whatever works
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
beardedlady
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Queenbee26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me when his so-called "ways to turn me on" didn't work. What were these ways? Flicking my nips and inserting his finger in my belly button. FML
SickofhisBs
🌶️ Spicy
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Anonymous
Lewes, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oh, so NOW you're listening
Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Manipulation
Today, I realized the only way I can get hard is if my partner rubs my back and hamstrings for an unreasonable amount of time. My boyfriend thinks I’m being manipulative. FML
bdw89
Warrensburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years still can't get it that dry humping me and saying, "But I'm horny" in a goofy voice isn't a turn on. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Top comments
JJProphet 10
"do the laundry. its a turn on"
noberg 14
"Damn, just the way you clean those dishes"
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Comments (74)
NickACD 27
Not really special, just an easy way to manipulate your boyfriend
vlalam 24
atleast something is working out I guess.. it's a win win for both of u, so what r u complaining abt ;)
Bluepies 24
"Today, my girlfriend tried to use sex to manipulate me into doing her chores. FML"
dark_angel4121 12
Honey, if it comes to that point then you need to move on.
Tsula1994 13
Why do so many me have this problem. They should try to do chores and work while we make a mess to see how easy they think it is.
Enkeria 30
Uhh...not sure how I feel about said boyfriend. He should do it regardless of whether or not it "turns [you] on." It's just what nice boyfriends' do.
Jethco 15
That's borderline abusive.
yellowzinnias 20
Oh honey, we all do this. "Oh my god, it gets me so hot when your muscles flex as your take out the garbage!"
dwood08 10
Good thing my wife discovered this forever ago or our house would never be clean.
BigBubbaJ 13
Repeat these words: "Baby, it turns me on soooo much when I break up with a douche."