By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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Calaraphea 16

Neither do I. He may be asexual. It isn't necessarily your fault, OP.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

How did you manage to have sex if he is never turned on?

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Calaraphea 16

Neither do I. He may be asexual. It isn't necessarily your fault, OP.

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EphMi 5

maybe the dude is gay? next time you want to try something kinky, surprise him with a suit and mustache and see how he reacts.

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mcrfan45 10

I'm asexual and I can tell that he definitely might be too.. Usually it only takes a boy looking at a girl he likes to be turned on so I highly doubt that it's you that is the problem

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brewer3800 5

asexual... i dont think he reproduces on his own you mean gay stop trying to use words you dont know

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T1A2Z3 34

It's research time for you honey. Go onto urban dictionary

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Thekbking 11

I am asexual, so just by looking at someone I can't be turned on. however if someone is able to touch me the right way yes it will feel good to me. so obviously what results after from that is simple to figure out.

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J3R3MYY 14

Have you questioned his masculinity?

UberNova 18

Degrading him will surely solve this!

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ParanormalCat 11

Masculinity doesn't necessarily affect how you get turned on. He may even be asexual.

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Feklfekl2222 32

Sorry I'm if wrong but I believe asexual means you have no sexual attraction towards anyone of any gender. I think they can still have romantic attachments and suchlike

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DemosthenesMB 13

#42 No; asexual is a term in biology that refers to an organism that reproduces by itself.

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Lacist 19

#48 That's asexual reproduction... Asexuality itself is different.

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Rainhawk94 27

Have you questioned yours brah? You do have Justin bieber as your picture

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lafcadi0 7

What does masculinity have to do with being turned on? Women get turned on. If you meant that you think he's gay, gay people also get turned on.

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SpicyDuck 22

@58, yes however if ops boyfriend isn't turned on by her or other females he may have been with then maybe he could be turned on by men and just doesn't know it or isn't comfortable with it enough to say something.

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glabberfasted 16

68 - But he specifically said he doesn't know what it feels like to be turned on. If he were gay, he'd have been turned on buy another guy before.

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knoxxx 22

72: True, but he has likely come into close personal contact with men in his lifetime, during which, if he was gay, he would have also likely developed some sort of sexual attraction towards at least one man.

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kjack49044 18

It's not your fault if he can't communicate, OP.

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TheHolyJuiceBox 5

clearly he did communicate. otherwise she wouldn't have known

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Ashamed_Sister 60

How did you manage to have sex if he is never turned on?

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winterkills 7

I've encountered girls like OP. There's some general rules you follow but some girls are just bad. They say things that are naturally turn offs or just offensive in general. Sex is fun regardless for guys, but it doesn't mean the girl knows how to turn you on.

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TunaFireStarter 16

Physical arousal does not always equate to certain mental states. It can be purely physical. Plus there is always the chance that they haven't actually done the deed yet.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

He also might have been previously turned-on and just not known that he was.

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littlekellilee 45

24 there are some really bad guys in bed too that don't turn the girl on at all. I've had guys just lay there and assume I'm there to make them feel good, regardless of how I feel. Having good sex doesn't depend on the woman.

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Honema 16

#24 yup it means no sexual attraction. you can still get boners but not from mental stimulli

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JBChristian 47

#38 It depends on both partners. I'm sure no one is satisfied sleeping with a plank.

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NoNamesFree 8

Maybe they haven't had sex? Not everyone does it before marriage..

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golferman72 16

Ask him if he knows what it's like to be single hehe

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Yeah, that should definitely turn him on beyond words.

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lylotrezor 20

I've had a guy have a boner while I was breaking up with him once. It was awkward.

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askullnamedbilly 33

His fault for not saying anything for two years. Talk to him to find out if it's a general problem for him or if he wants to try to do something different in the bedroom.

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conman531 23

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parism143 28

I'd be worried if one took sexual advice from **** videos...

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conman531 23

Do you know how many times on this website I have read something along the lines of "watching **** trying to learn new moves"?

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