By Queenbee26 - 23/11/2017 21:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me when his so-called "ways to turn me on" didn't work. What were these ways? Flicking my nips and inserting his finger in my belly button. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 235
You deserved it 543

Same thing different taste

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Well, flick his bic then tell him to turn his head & cough while gloving up & see how he likes it.

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Well, flick his bic then tell him to turn his head & cough while gloving up & see how he likes it.

TeachAllTheMath 19

Time to take him back to basics.

I can see this happening in the 80’s, but it’s inexcusable in the era of free Internet ****. In ****, you never see nip-flicking or navel-fingering. Well, maybe in some fetish bullshit...

Little Richard 11

Dad, please stay off the computer.

Now, you hush up, son! If it weren't for me using some of the tricks I learned from the "training videos" on your mom, you might not even be here! She particularly likes when I ... oh, wait, you might not want to hear that.

manb91uk 22

Sounds like he’s trying to activate a lightbulb... He does know vaginas don’t work that way? Right?

Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

Based on the gender shown for the OP and the mentioning of a BF I’m gonna assume it wouldn’t matter if they had a quick start guide for a vag...

Lobby_Bee 17

You must thank his ex for that. Probably worked for her.

Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16
PhantomCrevan 8

The United States Sex Ed program putting your taxes to work, people. Aren't you so grateful that certain conservative groups have thrown such huge fits about a mandatory class that it is effectively useless in most places?

It's working so good, I am feeling it over here as well.