Today, my boyfriend got mad at me when his so-called "ways to turn me on" didn't work. What were these ways? Flicking my nips and inserting his finger in my belly button. FML
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Akitakat
| 31
Well, flick his bic then tell him to turn his head & cough while gloving up & see how he likes it.
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Akitakat
| 31
Such a romantic...
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By
Akitakat
| 31
Well, flick his bic then tell him to turn his head & cough while gloving up & see how he likes it.
By
Akitakat
| 31
Such a romantic...
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TeachAllTheMath
| 19
Time to take him back to basics.
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RichardPencil
| 29
I can see this happening in the 80’s, but it’s inexcusable in the era of free Internet porn. In porn, you never see nip-flicking or navel-fingering. Well, maybe in some fetish bullshit...
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Little Richard
| 10
Dad, please stay off the computer.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Now, you hush up, son!
If it weren't for me using some of the tricks I learned from the "training videos" on your mom, you might not even be here! She particularly likes when I ... oh, wait, you might not want to hear that.
If it weren't for me using some of the tricks I learned from the "training videos" on your mom, you might not even be here! She particularly likes when I ... oh, wait, you might not want to hear that.
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weeping_willow
| 25
This is just saddening, honestly.
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Little Richard
| 10
you need a real man?
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manb91uk
| 22
Sounds like he’s trying to activate a lightbulb... He does know vaginas don’t work that way? Right?
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Based on the gender shown for the OP and the mentioning of a BF I’m gonna assume it wouldn’t matter if they had a quick start guide for a vag...
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
You must thank his ex for that. Probably worked for her.
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*him
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PhantomCrevan
| 8
The United States Sex Ed program putting your taxes to work, people. Aren't you so grateful that certain conservative groups have thrown such huge fits about a mandatory class that it is effectively useless in most places?
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Rabite
| 28
It's working so good, I am feeling it over here as well.
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BiGTiMeNeRD
| 29
I agree, your sex life sucks.