By Queenbee26 - 23/11/2017 21:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me when his so-called "ways to turn me on" didn't work. What were these ways? Flicking my nips and inserting his finger in my belly button. FML
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Well, flick his bic then tell him to turn his head & cough while gloving up & see how he likes it.

Such a romantic...

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Well, flick his bic then tell him to turn his head & cough while gloving up & see how he likes it.

Such a romantic...

Time to take him back to basics.

I can see this happening in the 80’s, but it’s inexcusable in the era of free Internet porn. In porn, you never see nip-flicking or navel-fingering. Well, maybe in some fetish bullshit...

Dad, please stay off the computer.

Now, you hush up, son! If it weren't for me using some of the tricks I learned from the "training videos" on your mom, you might not even be here! She particularly likes when I ... oh, wait, you might not want to hear that.

This is just saddening, honestly.

you need a real man?

Sounds like he’s trying to activate a lightbulb... He does know vaginas don’t work that way? Right?

Based on the gender shown for the OP and the mentioning of a BF I’m gonna assume it wouldn’t matter if they had a quick start guide for a vag...

You must thank his ex for that. Probably worked for her.

The United States Sex Ed program putting your taxes to work, people. Aren't you so grateful that certain conservative groups have thrown such huge fits about a mandatory class that it is effectively useless in most places?

It's working so good, I am feeling it over here as well.

I agree, your sex life sucks.