By Queenbee26 - 23/11/2017 21:00 - United States
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me when his so-called "ways to turn me on" didn't work. What were these ways? Flicking my nips and inserting his finger in my belly button. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

I can see this happening in the 80’s, but it’s inexcusable in the era of free Internet porn. In porn, you never see nip-flicking or navel-fingering. Well, maybe in some fetish bullshit...

  RichardPencil  |  27

Now, you hush up, son!

If it weren't for me using some of the tricks I learned from the "training videos" on your mom, you might not even be here! She particularly likes when I ... oh, wait, you might not want to hear that.

By  PhantomCrevan  |  8

The United States Sex Ed program putting your taxes to work, people. Aren't you so grateful that certain conservative groups have thrown such huge fits about a mandatory class that it is effectively useless in most places?