Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML
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Top comments
TrippingOnAcid 29
If people would just be clear about what they want so many situations like this could be avoided. Aka if he just wants sex and doesn't care for a relationship he should have been straight up about it instead of leading her on emotionally.
julianbozikovic 20
Good for you OP! You're better off without him.
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Comments (72)
TrippingOnAcid 29
If people would just be clear about what they want so many situations like this could be avoided. Aka if he just wants sex and doesn't care for a relationship he should have been straight up about it instead of leading her on emotionally.
Kielnmsoftly 26
OP is a dude. Look at the little pic in top left that shows a little person.
Mauskau 36
On the app it shows the circle with a boner (that's the way I remember it) for male. But I agree, people should be honest, even if they change how they feel halfway through.
AngHz 11
I think he stayed in that relationship because it was guaranteed sex so to speak. Terrible shitty thing to do to OP
lantz4levi 19
Thank you. Every bodies so quick to judge
bigdfootball97 24
What do you mean it shows the circle with the boner?
domolovesyoshi 33
I'm using the Ipad app right now and it certainly does not show the make symbol (circle with boner)
enginsteve 17
#22 that's the way I remember it as well, glad I'm not the only one with a pervy mind! #51 that's because Apple.
TrippingOnAcid 29
My mistake! Can't see it on my version of the app.
TheRealStunts 27
People lie because that gets them laid. Why would someone tell you straight up they just want sex if that means you would reject them?
julianbozikovic 20
Good for you OP! You're better off without him.
youngmessi252525 20
Sorry op, it's good that you got rid of him though
DarkJediLove 19
Good for you! There are plenty of better people out there that I hope come your way.
takara98 17
He didn't deserve to be broken up with in person. Sorry, OP. FYL
emilyjgraham 34
For a minute there I was wondering where 'he didn't deserve' was going but I agree with you! Text message would have sufficed I think.
VeganVampyre 27
I agree. Normally I'm all for in-person breakups, but in this case, I probably would have just sent him a text and been done with the jerk.
DoomedGemini 38
Sadly. If op didn't the guy might have used that to make op seem like the bad guy
PANDORUM89 21
I agree he didn't deserve it however I would've made him travel for it just to waste his damn time because he is an asshole and I want to ruin at least 30 minutes of his life.
2infbvcxxcvbj 13
You did the right thing op! Being able to walk away from someone can be hard. I think it's fantastic you were able to realise you deserve better. :)
kmw003 17
good for you for actually doing it in person, not that he seems to deserve it though. you'll move onto something better in no time!
christian1509 21
Good for you, you don't need an asshole like him in your life ??
Saraishi 25
*!!
ProSwimmerFL 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And that worked ?
americanafrican 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
who doesn't dream of a 3 some?
Tripartita 45
Did you at least break up sensually? "It'll be you, me, and a lotta space, babe! You've made it so /hard/ to be happy, and you're making it harder."
CODplayer4lyfe 24
Do gay guys call each other babe? I have nothing against gay people, it's a serious question that has peaked my interests
Tripartita 45
No, and if they try, their boyfriends turn into chicks. It's the damnedest thing, and nobody knows why. In all seriousness, if some straight people do something, some gay people do too. As a species, it takes more than gender and sexuality to prevent humans from being endearing.