Protip

By Anonymous - 13/04/2015 01:56 - United States

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Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
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noberg 14

"Damn, just the way you clean those dishes"

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victorvldv 8

Yup, that pretty much sums us up. Nailed it.

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SammieIsabella 15

"If you cook and clean, it turns me on."

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noberg 14

"Damn, just the way you clean those dishes"

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xpsychocatladyx 15

I think that'd get mine to stop doing things... least he's considerate of your needs OP!

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chosha_fml 26

#15 Thinking he might get laid isn't thinking of her needs, especially if she has to lie about being turned on to make him do something he should be doing anyway. He's thinking about his own wants, not her needs.

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xpsychocatladyx 15

that's a lovely insight on the matter ☺

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gintwinsmoore 20

ydi-and not in a bad way either. mind-******* is good, clean, and fun.

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sunnyskys 25

Messing with people minds is not cool.

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Grauncho 27

"Oh, it turns me on so much when you pay my rent, baby."

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

If by "doing anything", you mean his doing his fair share of chores, etc, you better off running away because it's unlikely to improve. You don't want to spend your life being someone's maid.

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SquidScrotum 7

Flick the light switch, it's a turn on ;)

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