Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Protip
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dumblonde78
🌶️ Spicy
Whatever works
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
beardedlady
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Queenbee26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me when his so-called "ways to turn me on" didn't work. What were these ways? Flicking my nips and inserting his finger in my belly button. FML
SickofhisBs
🌶️ Spicy
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Anonymous
Lewes, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oh, so NOW you're listening
Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Manipulation
Today, I realized the only way I can get hard is if my partner rubs my back and hamstrings for an unreasonable amount of time. My boyfriend thinks I’m being manipulative. FML
bdw89
Warrensburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years still can't get it that dry humping me and saying, "But I'm horny" in a goofy voice isn't a turn on. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Top comments
JJProphet 10
"do the laundry. its a turn on"
noberg 14
"Damn, just the way you clean those dishes"
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Comments (74)
victorvldv 8
Yup, that pretty much sums us up. Nailed it.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
give him money next time
SammieIsabella 15
"If you cook and clean, it turns me on."
noberg 14
"Damn, just the way you clean those dishes"
xpsychocatladyx 15
I think that'd get mine to stop doing things... least he's considerate of your needs OP!
chosha_fml 27
#15 Thinking he might get laid isn't thinking of her needs, especially if she has to lie about being turned on to make him do something he should be doing anyway. He's thinking about his own wants, not her needs.
xpsychocatladyx 15
that's a lovely insight on the matter ☺
jtfrisch 22
I love tacos
gintwinsmoore 20
ydi-and not in a bad way either. mind-******* is good, clean, and fun.
sunnyskys 25
bitch.
sunnyskys 25
Messing with people minds is not cool.
Grauncho 27
"Oh, it turns me on so much when you pay my rent, baby."
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
If by "doing anything", you mean his doing his fair share of chores, etc, you better off running away because it's unlikely to improve. You don't want to spend your life being someone's maid.
SquidScrotum 7
Flick the light switch, it's a turn on ;)