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  MCweSCRAPPY  |  2

Fuck another woman. Ensure that she walks in on you. Explain that you weren't making love, you were just having sex, and therefore it is not cheating. Worst case scenario she dumps you and you're rid of the bitch, best case scenario she joins.

  thegr8tdbate  |  4

You shouldn't have bothered explaining it to her. Just show her where the door is and tell her not to bother coming back. Fyl for having a dumb and slutty girlfriend.

  thatsvintage  |  6

Yea because everyone is able to tell that someone is going to turn out to be a cheater when they get to know a person. Try explaining your logic to married couples with kids who come to find that their spouse is cheating on them.

  emilyjgraham  |  34

259, I agree to some extent. No person should ever hear the words "so if I have a guy blowjob, is that cheating?" let's just all assume when in a relationship any sexual contact other that your partner is cheating, and that includes kissing. If you love someone why would you feel the need to kiss someone else?

  darnellq  |  13

Me either. A lot of the "you deserve it" clickers are people who are probably mean kids or just mean people. The Internet makes most people 7 feet tall and 300 lbs of muscle hiding behind a screen.

  darnellq  |  13

I know right? Most people who click "you deserve it" are just being mean. They're also 7 feet tall and 300 lbs of muscle behind a computer screen.

  The_Hitdude  |  12

I beleve they were adding a little ghetto emphasis to the word "damn". They beat me to it!

...Back to the FML. I hope this is your now former girlfriend dude... She's either a complete idiot or a whore... Or both.


Benebus, I find it honestly very hard to believe that semen is carcinogenic because that would mean it would mutate the sperm cells that are living in the semen as they are ejaculated. And of course that would cause major problems for the developing zygote if the sperm was mutated. I of course never did any research or anything but I find it unlikely that's what's causing oral cancer."Correlation does not mean causation". The fact we are living longer and we put chemicals in our food probably has a larger impact. And generally guys penis' are not dirty like you say unless your blowing hobos. Most men clean them in the shower or bath on a regular basis. And if not then they do when they think they will get lucky.

  dfens  |  8

OP didn't say she actually cheated, and the fact an explanation had to be given to her makes her a whore.

You want to reconsider passing judgement on my post now? Dumbass.

  Marcelb  |  17

30 - The fact that OP posts this FML now, stating that he now discovered he had to explain this to his girlfriend indicates that he did not know she thought about it this way. Therefore, it is not a case of YDI, after all how can he deserve something he didn't even know about.

OP's girlfriend thinking that giving head to another guy isn't cheating does make here a whore though (or most probably a slut even, since we don't know if she charged/would charge the guy for it). If OP stays with her now and she does end up sucking some other guy (if she hasn't already) then yeah, it's a total YDI.

Care to reconsider your judgement on OP?

Maybe think some more about what you are going to say next time, before calling someone else a dumbass.

  DocBastard  |  38

Sevrandy, That would be unnecessary. Benabus has done a fine job of "owning" himself.

Benabus, you're arguing about something about which you have NO knowledge. This is like my 5-year old telling me she doesn't like spinach even though she's never tried it.

Just please stop. Please.

  ohmandapants  |  16

Benabus- you are one ignorant fuck and I think that you should stay in school for a fucking long time, because you have no idea what the hell you're talking about and yet you keep insisting that you're right. If you don't like head because you've experienced it, and didn't like it, that's one thing, but you are judging without knowing and that makes you ignorant. Even if you don't want to know, that's fine, but don't act like you know what you're talking about. Semen is not full of "bacteria" and you can't magically get "viruses" from oral sex. And if you do have an STD/STI, you usually get symptoms. But even if you don't, smart people go get themselves tested every so often. I don't know what the fuck you do with your penis that makes it so dirty.