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By shanson - 07/11/2016 14:06 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML

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By Still Waiting - 16/08/2016 18:54 - United States - Wenatchee

Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML

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By LuxTheSarcastic - 06/11/2015 23:05 - United States - Apex

Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML

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By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By Aisu - 08/05/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 02:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I got a lecture from my mother about how bad my stress has been, how I have to treat myself better and do something with my life. She still doesn't realize that most of the cause of my stress has been from her berating me about how stressed out I am. FML

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By Mike - 11/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML

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By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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By Chrislj - 07/06/2023 10:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my manipulative mother got upset and started ignoring me. All because she lectured me about doing too much for other people, then proceeded to tell me all her problems, and I actually took her advice. Other people's problems are not my responsibility to fix. FML

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By Anon - 29/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, my mother-in-law complained to me about the cost of getting old. She then spent an hour showing me her River Cruise vacation photos from several countries. FML

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Eldslibo 20

Tuesday 8 November 2016 9:32

Just because you were on a vacation together it doesn't mean that you spent enough time together. But honestly it sounds like she is a bit sensitive.

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 8 November 2016 10:17

Separation anxiety much?

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Eldslibo 20

Tuesday 8 November 2016 9:32

Just because you were on a vacation together it doesn't mean that you spent enough time together. But honestly it sounds like she is a bit sensitive.

elladonald 17

Tuesday 8 November 2016 9:40

YDI

Sevarog 13

Tuesday 8 November 2016 9:49

How?

MrDrDaBoss 6

Tuesday 8 November 2016 16:39

No more button

coolthang8200 7

Tuesday 8 November 2016 10:07

well, may be what she meant is that you didn't spend enough times with her BEFORE the vacation.

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 8 November 2016 10:17

Separation anxiety much?

molliekatz 6

Tuesday 8 November 2016 10:19

needy much? Maybe she's got that empty nest thing going on? call her a few times a week. OR its like my situation and she gets her kids confused. my sister lived with her a long while longer then I did and she thinks I don't like her! dude she's my momma!!! I don't like her boyfriend HUGE DIFFERENCE

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 November 2016 14:53

Did you recently take a two-week vacation with your dad?

HoboMeth 33

Tuesday 8 November 2016 15:38

If she has to lecture, something is wrong for sure with communication between you guys

shanson 22

Wednesday 9 November 2016 22:20

We were together at least half the day every day. I'm the youngest child but the first to get married so the empty nest syndrome hit her hard. I try to be sympathetic but it's hard

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