By Anonymous - 14/10/2018 03:00

Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 406
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Emma Marshall 19

Did he do it or was he just wondering?

Husband: "Are you sure? I mean it's basically like getting head from myself, and I don't see how that's cheating." OP: "I married an idiot." Everyone else: "Yep."

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Emma Marshall 19

Did he do it or was he just wondering?

guessing she caught him

Keep in mind that he PROBABLY already did it.

Husband: "Are you sure? I mean it's basically like getting head from myself, and I don't see how that's cheating." OP: "I married an idiot." Everyone else: "Yep."

It’s ok if he paid for it. At least it’s not cheating, but might be an unauthorized expenditure from the family budget.

You should know better. Am I ever serious?

This is why separate finances are the way to go.

UndecidedSpark 7

dwl...that's some way of looking at it. That's not in budget

He might've just said that to get a reaction, no way is someone that hollow headed

Have you ever encountered another human before?

OneWhoKnows 5

What is it waits gay married men!! Stop wasting women’s lives you idiots ! Women are people it to be used for your benefit

anonurmom 12

What about a blowjob from a sex robot is that cheating?

I think the fact that your husband wants a blow job from a man is even more of an issue.