Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.
Pentium_4 27
hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...
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Comments (306)
phantumgrey 6
Benebus= forever alone
nirvfighters 0
did you give her a mouthful?
brilliantideas 6
Pun.
dimebag1966 3
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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
No wonder you're a virgin :| you say that it's unfortunate that the girls could swallow semen and pubic hairs, but believe it or not, some people actually find that a turn-on. Also, if you've never experienced it, don't go around spouting nonsense about how gross it is, because you're wrong.
enjoymt 0
U should go have sex with other girls then tell her that ur not cheating on her ur trying to make the other girl happy
hateevryone 15
leave her ass.
quite_bored 9
Hello everybody and welcome to the troll petting zoo. May I interest you in some treats to feed the troll?
SighOfTheWorld 7
I think she knows it's cheating. It's just a very lame, desperate excuse to cover herself. It's an insult to your intelligence and a second slap in the face after the cheating instance.
deedel09 3
Time for a new girl