By sleepless - 18/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year old man with a cold. FML
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Bring in an overweight 40 year old man with a cold and then she'll leave.

Go sleep in her room then...

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Bring in an overweight 40 year old man with a cold and then she'll leave.

Do you often listen to overweight 40 year olds sleep? What does that even sound like?

Is she an overweight 40 year old man with a cold?

Cue the NyQuil commercial music.

Well you know she's not having a nightmare now but I guess you'll just have to tough it out for the night and be a good sibling.

I know this is unrelated but dam, I wish I had a sibling so I could do all this. Being an only child sucks/:

Being 40, overweight and having a cold has nothing to do with snoring. Sounds like you're just stereotyping to make your Fml sound more interesting. Good one OP

#93, I take it you're offended... Because you're a 40 year old man with a cold?

just go to the couch or even her room. you wont hear her then.

You have just described my over weight, 40 year old dad that snores horribly AND at the moment has a cold. You have a gift.

Rofl, sorry, that's funny!

Why do your comments always suck?

Ahahahaha that is f ing halarious

Go sleep in her room then...

Smother her with a pillow until she shuts up.

in other words, kill her? you sir, are one sick man. i'll get the pillow.

That's terrible! That will kill the poor thing :0 just use your fingers to squeeze her nose so she will breath through her mouth :)

Sleep in her room

LOL YOUR PICTURE!!!!! BAHAHA. love it :')

Suffocate her. Thatll stop the snoring. Or just go sleep in her room -.- Shes already asleep so she wont realize >:L

strange that bitch with a blanket! too harsh? just fart.

That makes perfect sense

i think he was trying to say 'strangle'

Since when do you strange someone with a blanket??

Try sharing a room with a sis who snores like that every night...