By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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elodymayweeble 7

Time for a new girlfriend. At least you'll be more experienced for the next one.

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doumtabarnack 12

What a lame bitch... hope you kicked her out of your life OP

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doumtabarnack 12

What a lame bitch... hope you kicked her out of your life OP

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Damian95 16

Well then I guess she can please you by getting the hell out of your life. Tough luck OP.

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Uhscanherdarklee 10

Right. And get yourself checked for any STDs she may have gotten "more experience" with.

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MDTeddy 13

That girl is really super dumb. If you are cheating then nothing you say will make the situation any better so just say nothing and never speak to your ex again because nobody likes cheaters and the person you were with will without a doubt be now become an ex. I don't like to find people having a long relationship with someone and then getting cheated on. If you are going to cheat then end your ******* relationship first so it doesn't count as cheating. Don't care? Why the hell are you in the relationship then? Some people may create feelings. People are so damn stupid.

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elodymayweeble 7

Time for a new girlfriend. At least you'll be more experienced for the next one.

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iRod_Touch 8

lol. same thing i thought when i read this.

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DubstepCrazyXD 11

Tell her "That's why we practice together!" Sure hope you kicked her out of your life OP, that's such a dumbass excuse.

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Dimence 9

Stupid excuse? Sorry but there are NO excuses for cheating in the world I live in. Dunno about Mars tough.

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ohcoolstorybro 14

Dump the bitch, once they cheat once they will again, trust me. I've been there

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MsConfusedd 27

You should have a 5-some in her bed with 4 girls. This is your great opportunity to have fun ;)..... or you could tell her you have an STD.

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EsotericBrent 29

5 - You say that like it's plausible, or even possible. OP just needs one chick to be a good girlfriend.

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iChompYa 18

Im scared for the human race, not only are excuses getting worse, but people are becoming disgusting creatures

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kentuckyguy 4

I think Col. Dax from "Paths of Glory" said it best...""Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race and this is one such occasion."Live by that creed,and you'll never be disappointed.

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docscientist 9

Welcome to the past 200000 years of humans.

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kittykat1501 31

People have only been around 3000 years

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Omfgitsmia 15

They were just...practice

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Shawnee18 4

I hope you know that you sound like a ******* idoit.

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gc327072 30

^I hate I-do-its, too!

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kyu_Q 19

I could be Sarcasm....

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\ 28

If one of her affairs was black, as much as I hate to say it, leave her. She'll have had all the "experience" she'll ever need.

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doodieman 9

Tell her that she was just practice to please another girl.

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