Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.
Pentium_4 27
hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...
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Comments (306)
xmogyx 0
Benabus, you're so ignorant. Girls give ******** because it gives pleasure. When you're in a loving relationship, giving pleasure to your partner is normal and often enjoyable. Same reason I give oral sex to my girlfriend, because it's enjoyable for her and it's not all about you.
ilovefall10 21
Well, your girlfriend's a ****; Dump her now before it's too late.
xmogyx 0
Also, it's not unhealthy if you have good personal hygiene. It's not disgusting, I certainly don't find giving oral to my gf unattractive. I feel sorry for you...
SilverJade 3
(8) Suckin' aint ******'... Eatin' ain't cheatin'.. (8) LMAO good song but yeah dude that blows.. Like she did I suppose!
Davidthejoo 0
How can you even link oral cancer and a Bj Mean theres absolutely no logic there
xmogyx 0
You basically just said you won't get intimate with a girl till you're married.. Good luck holding down many girlfriends in this modern society, or keeping them faithful. Yes it's possible, no its not easy.
aFreedom127 9
What if she just really likes giving blow jobs and you're not available ?
SweetPerfectionn 3
That's no excuse. Don't be in a relationship then and just hand out free blow jobs. I hope you were kidding when typing this..
babybebop2 4
Clearly she was kidding.
aFreedom127 9
Thanks Babybop2, clearly some folks take my comments too seriously. Even I don't give a ******** to every guy I meet, only those with the balls enough to ask for one.
gribbles 12
199 - can I have a *******?
aFreedom127 9
Whip it out Gribbles, I hope you don't give me the dribbles!
sakforduc 0
Hell if it's that easy I'll ask for one also lol
Rocky007 15
It depends on your definition of IS.
hrg729 11
Studies suggested that seminal plasma might reduce breast cancer by "not less than 50 percent." This effect is attributed to its glycoprotein and selenium content, with apoptosis being induced by TGF-Beta. Your argument is invalid.
AgaveLoco 5
Maybe it's the way she said "Hello"