Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
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mama2b3 20
So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.
Pentium_4 27
hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...
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Comments (306)
Okayitwasme 0
You know Benabus, you're a troll! Someone called me one once on here, but I truly didn't deserve it. You on the other hand, don't know anything about intimacy, relationships, pleasure giving. Basically anything to do with couples. Don't comment on intimate topics. Just read and get some good ideas.
Scands_59 14
Me and my friend are available like forcerealy ;p
Calyx_fml 22
I once had a girlfriend who wanted to keep blowing her ex. She loves facials an I take too long with oral. I told her that she could but in exchange I wanted to be able to **** her in her spectacular ass. She agreed. Win-win.
charmanderCHAR 5
Oh, yeah. STDs are a TOTAL win-win. She's probably ******* him on the side, along with seven other dudes. Twat.
msjasquith 3
Brutal man. Its a good thing girls are like buses. There's one every 15 minutes.
Okayitwasme 0
For those of you who say ... How is it cheating? Here is your answer. She touched another guys private parts, and probably very intimate and kissed him as well! The trust issue! Hello! Then she kisses her man....! Yuck, no morals.
toalysium 15
It's not cheating if you're a democrat president...just saying the standard was set.
SamLiveFree_77 9
Time to find a new girlfriend OP. One that knows what cheating really means.
brad42013 3
I'd be so pissed off
shaggy2sly 0
161 said it best
rdrr 2
If you kissed her afterwards, you also gave th ********.