FML : Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By amiadori - / Friday 1 May 2009 09:50 / United States

Intimacy

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By Jaywin | 3

#159722 - Friday 1 May 2009 16:11

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating...

Different area code - not cheating
Over the clothes touching - not cheating
Kissing with no tongue - not cheating
I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating
etc...

It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

By Shihaby | 0

#159731 - Friday 1 May 2009 16:13

That's a great excuse.

"I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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By kamikaze_fml | 0

#159717 - Friday 1 May 2009 16:08

HAHA, well its true..

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By KuntUsee69 | 0

#159718 - Friday 1 May 2009 16:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By krankypoptart | 0

#159719 - Friday 1 May 2009 16:08

wow.

By farmgirl | 3

#159720 - Friday 1 May 2009 16:09

well technically ...

By panda_rectum | 0

#159721 - Friday 1 May 2009 16:09

Well, what exactly did she do then? Is she a dried up old hag? And if she did the ol Cleveland Steamer, i wouldn't consider that cheating. Thats good old fashioned fun. :P

By Jaywin | 3

#159722 - Friday 1 May 2009 16:11

killdozer1 | 2

#4864748 - Monday 27 August 2012 5:38

And non-kids who believe in some supernatural force that makes sure that any bad actions will bite you in the ass by completely unrelated means.

ninjakitty254 | 23

#6224072 - Saturday 7 March 2015 5:49

Karma is explained by science, every action has an equal reaction. Chances are something is gonna happen to the bitch, and it's not gonna be pretty.

TehButterz | 8

#6670332 - Friday 12 August 2016 22:40

Seriously 193? that's not explaining karma, it explains force

By steph_darling | 0

#159725 - Friday 1 May 2009 16:11

since when is that not cheating? xD

and #5, a hot carl is even less of cheating cos there's plastic inbetween

By Demon_Squirtle | 0

#159728 - Friday 1 May 2009 16:13

That has to be the worst excuse ever
I would say dump her ass, but five years is a really long time and I imagine it would be hard. But still. If my girlfriend used that excuse on me for something so immature and stupid on her part, I would be furious.