Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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amiadori
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1/5/2009 09:50
- United States
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kamikaze_fml
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HAHA, well its true..
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KuntUsee69
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krankypoptart
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wow.
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farmgirl
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well technically ...
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panda_rectum
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Well, what exactly did she do then? Is she a dried up old hag? And if she did the ol Cleveland Steamer, i wouldn't consider that cheating. Thats good old fashioned fun. :P
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Jaywin
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Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating...
Different area code - not cheating
Over the clothes touching - not cheating
Kissing with no tongue - not cheating
I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating
etc...
It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
Different area code - not cheating
Over the clothes touching - not cheating
Kissing with no tongue - not cheating
I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating
etc...
It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
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killdozer1
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And non-kids who believe in some supernatural force that makes sure that any bad actions will bite you in the ass by completely unrelated means.
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ninjakitty254
| 23
Karma is explained by science, every action has an equal reaction. Chances are something is gonna happen to the bitch, and it's not gonna be pretty.
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TehButterz
| 8
Seriously 193? that's not explaining karma, it explains force
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steph_darling
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since when is that not cheating? xD
and #5, a hot carl is even less of cheating cos there's plastic inbetween
and #5, a hot carl is even less of cheating cos there's plastic inbetween
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Demon_Squirtle
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That has to be the worst excuse ever
I would say dump her ass, but five years is a really long time and I imagine it would be hard. But still. If my girlfriend used that excuse on me for something so immature and stupid on her part, I would be furious.
I would say dump her ass, but five years is a really long time and I imagine it would be hard. But still. If my girlfriend used that excuse on me for something so immature and stupid on her part, I would be furious.
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Shihaby
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That's a great excuse.
"I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
"I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
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_lanaaa
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Oh wow...
That is f'd...
That is f'd...
Different area code - not cheating
Over the clothes touching - not cheating
Kissing with no tongue - not cheating
I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating
etc...
It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
"I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."