Today, I was called to my principal's office over one of my Google searches. What was a the horrid thing I'd searched you may ask? “Can you kill someone with an atomic wedgie?” I was talking about a game named ”Bitlife”. FML.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, my professor asked me a question in class. Thinking it was a rhetorical question, I shrugged and said, "Google it." It wasn't. He stared at me in silence for the longest 10 seconds of my life. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
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Chazzster 32
And now you know that your searches using a school supplied computer and/or internet connection are monitored. Welcome to what it’s like at work too… If you want to search unmonitored, I suggest using your own smart phone (and cellular internet connection) or an internet connection you pay for yourself. But even with that be aware that you can still be tracked. It’s best to assume that “big brother” may be watching you at any time. Privacy simply does not exist as it once did.
RichardPencil 32
Reminds me of the time I searched "ball nut screw" on a company computer.
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Chazzster 32
And now you know that your searches using a school supplied computer and/or internet connection are monitored. Welcome to what it’s like at work too… If you want to search unmonitored, I suggest using your own smart phone (and cellular internet connection) or an internet connection you pay for yourself. But even with that be aware that you can still be tracked. It’s best to assume that “big brother” may be watching you at any time. Privacy simply does not exist as it once did.
cuz803 46
I do recall a son killing his father with an atomic wedgie in Oklahoma so the answer is yes.
RichardPencil 32
Reminds me of the time I searched "ball nut screw" on a company computer.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If you were looking it up while at school, YDI. You should know they monitor those things.
Crowned Sataness 12
keep personal off school and work electronics. period.