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By  perdix  |  29

Unless you have just started fourth grade, then you've been putting off asking her out for a hell of a lot longer than three weeks! (If you are just starting fourth grade, you are too young to date (except if you are perdix, but he was an exception))

You've probably put on this gay act to get close to her. Girls are rightfully suspicious of the motivations of straight guys, but often let their guard down to non-threatening gay ones.

Now, if you were clever, you'd tell her that she "straightened" you out ;)

(I hope this gets in before the inevitable dreaded "Comments are deactivated.")

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By  Sirin_fml  |  46

Okay, let's try to act like civilised humans and avoid knuckle-dragging bigotry on this one. If you don't like it, move on to the next FML. Failure to take a damn hint will result in me kicking your ass, freezing you in carbonite, and handing you over to a fat green space slug just for the hell of it.

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  Sirin_fml  |  46

I thought you were gay. But fine; black, no sugar. Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee. I stole that from McMan's profile, but then, he stole it from Godot, so it all evens out.

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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Well op, it's unfortunate that she misjudged you! Maybe she or some other girl will like that you're a little bit mo' sensitive or feminine! Ya never know, but if you've seriously waited years and obsessed over this one girl, you may want to try and avoid similar experiences in the future!(:

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By  Cypherrr  |  13

This is the reason why people shouldn't judge others before getting to know them or just assuming something about them before getting the actual truth. -_-

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By  perdix  |  29

Unless you have just started fourth grade, then you've been putting off asking her out for a hell of a lot longer than three weeks! (If you are just starting fourth grade, you are too young to date (except if you are perdix, but he was an exception))

You've probably put on this gay act to get close to her. Girls are rightfully suspicious of the motivations of straight guys, but often let their guard down to non-threatening gay ones.

Now, if you were clever, you'd tell her that she "straightened" you out ;)

(I hope this gets in before the inevitable dreaded "Comments are deactivated.")

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  emerica34  |  0

dude seriously they look uber homo and it honestly dose make me think there gay cuz dude they get down on the floor with other dudes junk all up on there face

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