Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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TahoeFMler 22
What a rude bitch!
Dilwann 27
I'd suggest asking what she meant by that. Everyone has flaws, it's best to know what yours are.
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Comments (97)
ChildrenOfFilth 12
At least she let you know up front that she's not worth your time.
simsgirlgem 25
sounds like you dodged a bullet
alysssssssa 16
Girls can be terrible! I'm sorry OP, she's obviously not the one for you.
hellphone_fml 37
If she was joking then she didn't mean it like that. I joke like that with my friends where we will say something like "Babe wanna go grab some food?" and the other would reply "Eww no you're gross" or "I'd rather go eat dog shit".
SilverZephyr 20
XD thanks, reading the comments made me feel better. Some were pretty funny. Thanks again
LyricaSilvan 30
Ouch.
haley_alena 13
"At least im not a bitch"
ZeketheRipper 7
Wow what a bitch
LastFalseApology 9
what a MASShole!
juliaafaulkner 15
Well she seems like a horrible girl anyway, in my opinion you dodged a bullet