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By  perdix  |  29

"So, how are things in Beirut?"

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What don't women understand about being lesbian, to a guy, is almost, if not more, attractive than a heterosexual girl.

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  Drigr  |  8

All the way up until the point where you want a real romantic relationship AND (or) bang the living shit out of her. Then being a lesbian makes a guy wanna swallow the barrel of his .45

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Yeah, I don't get it either, sorry. But I still downvote just because I don't understand a joke/reference

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  chell1894  |  13

I don't know about where you live, but where I live lesbians are not attractive. I mean there are SOME. But they're hard to come by. Most lesbians around here feel the need to dress and act like a man. And not a gentleman at that. They're mostly butch lesbians with mullets. The "hot and sexy" ones are mostly just in men's porn.

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  jangalianxi  |  6

22- No, it's really not attractive. I support the lgbt community whole heartily, but there is nothing more sexually crippling than a lesbian to me. Why should I was my efforts getting hot and bothered over something that's never gonna happen?

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  shadow455  |  2

He should of said how is Lesbos not Beirut as the alternative definition of lesbian is someone from the isle of Lesbos meaning they can be both a lesbian and like men.

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  X_Codes  |  11

@6 - It's not a stupid excuse, she's not actually a lesbian and just wanted to be a bitch to the OP. I mean, I agree with what you say, having had more than my share of getting lead around, but that's not the situation here.

By  perdix  |  29

Introduce her to your sister. If you really cared for her as a person, you'd want to help her out in her new endeavor. Plus, you'd be nearby if she gets drunk and falls off the carpet wagon.

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  perdix  |  29

#37, not really. I like to try to be creative and toss out comments without considering their potential popularity. If I always got thumbs up, it would mean that I found a formula to get positive feedback and I was just turning the crank.

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