Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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TahoeFMler 22
What a rude bitch!
Dilwann 27
I'd suggest asking what she meant by that. Everyone has flaws, it's best to know what yours are.
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Comments (97)
dawood_k 27
That's no FML that's an oh thank god it didn't workout
Colon_Man 17
What if the OP is an emo kid? Black hair. Nails. Cake makeup. Eyeliner. Cut up wrists.. etc.
MidnaLink 35
Except for the wrists, that's pretty shallow.
cheeeksss 29
So you're saying emo kids don't deserve love? The ****...
Emyyy_fml 6
What's wrong with that?
LaurenRoxsU 9
I think we just found you a perfect soulmate. #13, meet disrespectful, condescending, judgmental bitch in original post. May you have many years of.... existing, together.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Soooo, what, 18, you can't appreciate someone who cuts or has cut?
LaurenRoxsU 9
@18, your comment is befuddling. "Except for the wrists" and then you include shallow. So because someone does something stereotypically not accepted by society, they should be outcasted and/or treated differently. Sounds like the Exact. Definition. of shallow to me...
cryssycakesx3 23
settle down people. 18 just meant that hair, nails, and make up is just vanity. "cut up wrists" was exuded because it's a more complex thing than just someone's appearance.
Colon_Man 17
Ha! Funny how everyone jumps on the'tolerance wagon' no matter what. "Don't judge the machete wielding madman. He's just misunderstood... or, he could be Danny Trejo." ...which, I would be all right with Danny.
FitFriday 32
Wow that's really harsh. You are way better off with out her OP.
benikora 8
Maybe she had a point
FemskyD 26
Safes you The time and effort of teaching your date manners!!
cheeeksss 29
People can be cruel and not realize that words do hurt. But be glad you know now not to pursue her any further rather than her treat you this way after investing time in a relationship.
ProfessorMctitie 20
"Oh thats right, I forgot I dont date bitches." then walk away
Livin_Like_Larry 29
While that was totally uncalled for. You should look into what she said. If you are doing something that is pushing others away without even knowing it then it would be better if you found out
1nertia 15
I met myself once, worst day of my life. Also, she's a *****... Well not actually, since she didn't put out... She's a generic insulting name for un empathetic female. Thanks for reading.
Algorithm 24
It's 2015. Let's stop calling women nasty names because they've had sex.
LaurenRoxsU 9
@33, I second that.
BlondePsycho 43
#33 can i threesome it?
1nertia 15
I called her, and I quote, a "generic insulting name for an un empathetic female"... Not in any way related to her choice to have or not have sex. Related to her lack of empathy, given her harsh and uncalled for response. It's 2015, learn to read the whole paragraph. Wow.
Setareh23 34
But you did say that you couldn't call her a ***** because she didn't "put out," implying that a woman who DOES have sex is worthy of the name *****, thus leading to #33's comment.
UH60 26
We don't know OP, he could be a prick and she knew better. Maybe OP is a super nice guy and the chick was being an asshole, but we don't know that either. I'm not saying OP couldn't be a cool dude, but it's jumping the gun to straight up call her a bitch. I'd joke back with someone I thought was joking with me.
kayteakay 26
Even if he sucks as a person it doesn't make her any better by being a bitch.
FieldLeftBlank 20
Doesn't matter even if he's a jerk, she could've just said no. I don't get people who go out of their way to be rude.