Jasim

About Jasim

Not much. Sarcastic. Pretty much sarcastic.

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Profile completed
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Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

12%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

1%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

46%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

16%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

6%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it