By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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krunkrooster 0

its ok man shes a bitch

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markh110 0

Haha eh, dw about it man. Unless she was just messing around, she's a bitch, and you would NOT be happy getting anywhere with her. Trust me I'm Asian and am "stereotypical," but I still manage to give my girl a good time! You just have to find a girl who's willing to appreciate it.

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zoecakes 0

FIRST lol awh :( you should've been like "yeah, and the stereotype about ugly girls is true- they're usually bitches as well."

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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

judging by ur picture and what ur response would have been if it were u, you also fit the stereotype.

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lucy331 0

^^ your moustache is AMAZING!!! I want one just like it!!!!!

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tehhotness 0

HAHA, that happened to me freeballing in basketball shorts once, nobody said anything tho

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metalboxzes 0

so... you have a tiny penis as well?

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TEAZO 0

hahaha. ah im sorry man. XD

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markh110 0

Haha eh, dw about it man. Unless she was just messing around, she's a bitch, and you would NOT be happy getting anywhere with her. Trust me I'm Asian and am "stereotypical," but I still manage to give my girl a good time! You just have to find a girl who's willing to appreciate it.

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ThinkChink 0

Ha Im asian too and the stereotypes are sometimes hard to accept. Good thing I dont speak Ching Chong Chong.

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ImSoSloth 0

You just gotta use your asian persuasion

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gatorclay97 28

Asians may be small but they're very effective

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z_vet 0

She's a stupid bitch, just disregard her.

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panda_bear511 0

That is awful! My suggestion is to find someone else to have a crush on. She's obviously, secretly a bitch.

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TigerSpots 4

It doesn't really seem like a secret..

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gumcuzzler 0

im lucky i dont have to worry about this, i got my own stereotype...BLACK POWA ;) that does suck though

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prinny_fml 0

@gumcuzzler if you switch the g and the c in your name it turns into cum guzzler (; really creepy.

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zac12345 0

do you steal alot too?

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InCaged_Insanity 0

duh because he's too lazy to work

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katie72 6

lol I was gonna reply, hey baby why don't you bring a lil of that power over here for me, but then I read the first reply. xD u gay, bro?

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