By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
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its ok man shes a bitch

Haha eh, dw about it man. Unless she was just messing around, she's a bitch, and you would NOT be happy getting anywhere with her. Trust me I'm Asian and am "stereotypical," but I still manage to give my girl a good time! You just have to find a girl who's willing to appreciate it.

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FIRST lol awh :( you should've been like "yeah, and the stereotype about ugly girls is true- they're usually bitches as well."

hi. I love you. :D

smack dat bitch

judging by ur picture and what ur response would have been if it were u, you also fit the stereotype.

^^ your moustache is AMAZING!!! I want one just like it!!!!!

tights rock!!!!

its ok man shes a bitch

Not all Asian guys haha.

The skit sounds like Rocky Horror

HAHA, that happened to me freeballing in basketball shorts once, nobody said anything tho

so... you have a tiny penis as well?

hahaha. ah im sorry man. XD

Haha eh, dw about it man. Unless she was just messing around, she's a bitch, and you would NOT be happy getting anywhere with her. Trust me I'm Asian and am "stereotypical," but I still manage to give my girl a good time! You just have to find a girl who's willing to appreciate it.

Ha Im asian too and the stereotypes are sometimes hard to accept. Good thing I dont speak Ching Chong Chong.

You just gotta use your asian persuasion

It's the motion of the ocean..

Keep telling yourself that..

Asians may be small but they're very effective

Wow, that's rude...

She's a stupid bitch, just disregard her.

That is awful! My suggestion is to find someone else to have a crush on. She's obviously, secretly a bitch.

It doesn't really seem like a secret..

im lucky i dont have to worry about this, i got my own stereotype...BLACK POWA ;) that does suck though

@gumcuzzler if you switch the g and the c in your name it turns into cum guzzler (; really creepy.

do you steal alot too?

duh because he's too lazy to work

he plays basketball for a living.

shoot run and steal they're good for

lol I was gonna reply, hey baby why don't you bring a lil of that power over here for me, but then I read the first reply. xD u gay, bro?