Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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TahoeFMler 22
What a rude bitch!
Dilwann 27
I'd suggest asking what she meant by that. Everyone has flaws, it's best to know what yours are.
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JLDork 11
need more information. maybe he's the stereotypical jock who picks on everyone weaker than him and has a reputation for cheating on and generally treating girls like shit. OP might be a loathsome person who deserves to he rudely rejected. or maybe she's just a jerk.
Algorithm 24
This is actually a really good point.
DanielleinDC 34
OP could be a jerk--sorry, I just don't know--but the woman in question could well have said, sorry, you're not my type or some other face-saving bullshit instead of being mean.
SkullsRules1 26
If she thought he was joking then she may not have meant it in a mean way, just as a sarcastic response
GunSlinger69 19
Yeah, assume he's a jerk because he's a man. Because men are all evil sex crazed pigs.
Algorithm 24
Put the fedora down, 75.
UH60 26
#75 Everyone jumps to calling her a bitch because OF COURSE it's wrong for a girl to reject a guy.
SilverZephyr 20
I don't think I'm a jock... Since i cant make varsity lol
DestinyNiya 33
Ouch. I'm sorry on behalf of such insensitive girls.
UH60 26
I personally find it annoying when people say shit like this. Like are people on such a high horse that they feel entitled to represent an entire category? It doesn't make people sound sympathetic, it makes them sound like douchebags.
josh1wright4 2
Same thing happened basically happened to me
mrockhill 11
Wow that's really ****** up sorry to hear that man ?
johnthejolly 10
Well now you know she wasn't worth it
mrockhill 11
The way I look at it , everyone has a chance to do whatever they want
Omniprism 15
She saved you from herself. She's a bitch and you deserve way ******* better.
cryssycakesx3 23
but maybe he doesn't.
avx_fml 8
Keep your head up! You don't deserve a person like that!
Biznu 4
I met myself once... He was a dick.
LeavenSilva 27
What a horrible thing to say to someone!! I'm sure you're a nice person OP, don't let her get to you!
cryssycakesx3 23
how are you sure?