Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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TahoeFMler 22
What a rude bitch!
Dilwann 27
I'd suggest asking what she meant by that. Everyone has flaws, it's best to know what yours are.
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Comments (97)
FionaMarieRiley 13
Wow, what a bitch. Even if she didn't like you back she didn't have to go and insult you.
MiLM 37
*Major Bitch Alert* consider yourself lucky for dodging that bullet, OP
salamancer 11
One less reason to like her, do yourself a favor and move on.
LaurenRoxsU 9
Mneh. I don't appreciate disrespectful, condescending, judgmental people. "/ Even if OP is a total douchecanoe, she didn't have to phrase it like that. "Don't judge a book by its' cover" comes to mind.
ForeverJasmine 26
Well have you?
ninety 25
If she legitimately thought you were joking around with her when you asked her out she may have just been spouting off a smart ass answer to joke back with you and may not have even really said it with the intent of being an asshole. And I only say this because I have friends that jokingly toss pick up lines at me because they know I know they have gfs and they know I have a bf and that's something along the lines of what I would retort back with.
dmoney247ivy 2
she's not a bitch. she thought he was kidding and gave a sarcastic response. but that dues suck that it happened
awkwardeer 26
As hurtful and rude it was of her to say that, at least she showed her true colors and you don't have to waste anymore time on her. If she treats someone who is kind to her like toilet scum, with that kind of attitude, could you imagine how she treats everyone else? I personally couldn't see any kind of future with someone like that. Like others have said, you've definitely dodged a bullet. That being said, I'm writing this under the assumption that she was just being a snobby bitch and that there's no circumstance/s unknown to us that would actually cause her to ask you that for a legitimate reason.
awkwardeer 26
If she truly was just joking, then my comment doesn't apply
Lustig_Junge 16
She's either really shallow, or maybe there's something strange about you. Still, bitch.