Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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TahoeFMler 22
What a rude bitch!
Dilwann 27
I'd suggest asking what she meant by that. Everyone has flaws, it's best to know what yours are.
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Comments (97)
tishtashbat 16
You could have played it off as a joke, and asked 'oh yeah? so how come you wouldn't date me?' - maybe find out a few things to work on before you ask someone out again.
Maycontainnuts 17
Everyone saying she's a bitch - she was joking. She didn't realise op was serious. Sbe sounds funny and easy going.
BlondePsycho 43
"Yeah, and you're no catch either but i thought i might as well settle for someone beneath me."
BlondePsycho 43
I think the only benefit of a good hard rejection is leaving no room or possibility for hope. Look on the bright side when a girl does this, she could have lead you on and dragged out the agony indefinitely.
StickyPickles 33
That's a cold bitch
Genea 8
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
shfs2010 4
Hahahaha. She must either be an awful person or you just suck. Look in the mirror and ask yourself which one it is.
serslybro 20
Wow... Some people have no tact! I'm sorry that happened op.
fmlrulesBolt 14
Screw her!
stumanchew 4
Good thing she played the bitch card early. Saved you the price of a dinner and condom.