By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 483
You deserved it 4 894

Same thing different taste


kellster 2

Well... are you gay? Maybe you should think about it. Girls often have good gaydar.

I call shenanigans on the 'most girls girls have good gaydar' of the majority of my friends who are straight females (myself included) only two of them have a gaydar of any working semblance and the rest of us are just clueless.

Have a threesome with her and another guy. Tell him not to do anything to you and focus on doing her. Maybe then she'll get it.

woxy 0

Ouch, Sorry man. sucks to be you.

planetclaire 0

owch. get up and dust yourself off, at least she likes you as a friend

SirAwesome 0

I hope you smacked her on the side of the head with your dick after she said that.

lmao Also, the friendzone sucks PS-wtf, quad post ftl

I have an animated .gif on my computer that summarizes comment #2, only replace "on the side of her head" with " Directly in the nose". And I feel your pain. I've been there.

fml, ive been hanging out with a guy i really like alot, i know he likes me, but sometimes i treat him like a girl. idk if he knows im joking now D: he might think i think hes gay

wow never pick ur nose if there are people in the room! you could eat it :) jk