By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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jennc 0
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LOL oh man. i'm sorry, that stinks!

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spillproof 0
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ouch. sorry dude

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kellster 2

Well... are you gay? Maybe you should think about it. Girls often have good gaydar.

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kirinkinetic 0
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I call shenanigans on the 'most girls girls have good gaydar' of the majority of my friends who are straight females (myself included) only two of them have a gaydar of any working semblance and the rest of us are just clueless.

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dyld921 2
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Have a threesome with her and another guy. Tell him not to do anything to you and focus on doing her. Maybe then she'll get it.

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woxy 0

Ouch, Sorry man. sucks to be you.

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planetclaire 0

owch. get up and dust yourself off, at least she likes you as a friend

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SirAwesome 0

I hope you smacked her on the side of the head with your dick after she said that.

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genius_man16 0
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lmao Also, the friendzone sucks PS-wtf, quad post ftl

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magusuri_fml 0
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I have an animated .gif on my computer that summarizes comment #2, only replace "on the side of her head" with " Directly in the nose". And I feel your pain. I've been there.

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jennc 0
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LOL oh man. i'm sorry, that stinks!

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Abercrombi 0
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fml, ive been hanging out with a guy i really like alot, i know he likes me, but sometimes i treat him like a girl. idk if he knows im joking now D: he might think i think hes gay

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wolfy_fml 5
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wow never pick ur nose if there are people in the room! you could eat it :) jk

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