Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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Top comments
rachelfromtarget 14
idk why people think beating up the other man/women is an appropriate response to their partner cheating on them.
cakefete2 31
Your brother is a jerk. Maybe you and the guy who mistakenly beat you could teach him some manners.
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Comments (109)
keyofdestiny13 24
This reminds me of an episode of Two and a Half Men
toxxickittyy 19
I hope you called the police on his and pressed charges. He can't just go around assaulting people just because his gf is cheating on him.
TheGatekeeper43 8
Press charges
ShadowGenius 12
That sucks, but unfortunately it's how a lot of guys react. Not saying it's right or justified
tiggerdoc 14
Bros before hos? He isn't much of a bro but she seems really good at her part....?
jerome72 14
your brother owes you big time, bud FYL for sure
janfleury 19
He is a jerk! I think it my be time for him to find a new place (or you which ever is easier). Good luck op.
uhohitslisa2 20
That really sucks! I hope you're okay!
PurpleLover20 11
if i was you since your bro is such a jerk you should call up the guy who beat you up and explain to him and tell him where your brother is at so he can get the beating i know that sounds horrible but if i had brother who was a jerk after i took the beating he was suppose to take i would do it.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Get him charged.