By phatdaddy62 - 18/02/2013 17:23 - United States

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Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML
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Im a criminal defense and divorce lawyer. That prank might not have desirable results!

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At least your wife has a sense of humor!!!

She was just trying to lighten up the mood.

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heartemopants 18

Chores are always fun...

I would've been turned on by that 3 way.

they can be enlightening

Ali_Br_fml 33

I think he would've been more turned on by a threesome than a three-way...like the three-way lightbulb or phone call... Just saying...but maybe he's into that sort of stuff...

Ma'am, the previous commentors were using puns.

Shes just testing the waters, the real one is coming soon

dont be sad OP, maybe she's just trying to bring the light back to your marriage! and 31, what about a three way phone sex call? that'd turn him on :D

At least she didn't mean a three way with another guy

IworkAt711 14

What if hes into that?

What would be wrong with that?

It's not gay if it's a three-way.

With a lightbulb in the middle there's some leeway?

And it's A okay, 1-2-3 way!

And sometimes I get crazy when I play!

Its only gay if balls touch

69- not a bad comment from an old fart. ;)

1)sorry 77, thumbed you down before reading op's profile thingy. B)Happy bday a day early op!

heartemopants 18

Best song ever!!!

you look like chuck liddel (sp?) in your thumbnail op.

Not gay if its in a 1-2-3 way

what's a 3 way?

DjMonroe95 11

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Someone will make a great husband some day...

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Troll wife strikes....again?!

Cliche Cliche Cliche... Sorry, I thought I had this thread figured out.

Now prank her with divorce papers that'll be a hoot and a holler

I don't think "Wont fulfill my sexual fantasies" is criteria for divorce.

LuckBeNimble 19

10: you'd be surprised. I'm pretty sure I saw a case where a women sued and divorced her husband for not giving her an orgasm. she won.

TheRandomIndian 17

I think people like that shouldn't marry at all

Off topic, but have you noticed that most couples who would need prenups the most never get them?

Im a criminal defense and divorce lawyer. That prank might not have desirable results!

Oh, so you're not into that stuff?

At least your wife has a sense of humor!!!

If you want one that bad just ask. The worst she can do is say no

Oh she has said no. That's why she likes to tease me like that!

Ali_Br_fml 33

Maybe what you really wanted was a threesome...not a 3-way...like a three way phone call...

spekledworf 18

My boyfriend asked me if I was interested in threesome. I said sure, as long as I could pick the guy. For some reason he hasn't mentioned it again

I'm sorry, but if I'm agreeing to a threesome with a girl, then I DEFINITELY should get to have my fantasy of a threesome with two guys. But most men wouldn't agree to that.

Seems fair to me

I'm down as long as there's no "sword" play..each takes an end and stays at opposite ends ;$

NickaPLZ 26

You thought you were getting some, but it didn't happen. Such is life. Expect to be let down once in a while.

She was just trying to lighten up the mood.

Win, doc. Win.

For gods sake doc change that picture it's disgusting.

11 - Average.