brother love
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
LY2
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Darkness162000
France
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Sally
United States
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Username
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
thanksfyi
Norway
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
Charleston, United States
It wasn't me!
Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
Anonymous
Bangalore, India
Block-cocked
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Top comments
H0TinNYC 1
it could have been worst. he could have been trying to get closer to your dad!
monkeyy22 6
Today, I found out that the sister of the guy I really like, is totally in love with me. Hell, I'm gay! FML
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Comments (115)
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
dude that sucks fyl
SmylieVyrus 0
I hate when people misuse their reproductive organs
FunnyWeasel 7
my gaydar is going off!
Melaniee_fml 0
maybe you should go after straight people next time.
mattman1994 0
lol 8 am I the only one that picked up on that? hahahaha
FMyLifeCereal 0
Closer to his prostate that is.
zZsleeperrZz 0
So is OPs bro gay as well?
ThinIce 0
OPs bf probably listens to Coldplay
looney_bin 0
i hate when people bitch about someone else love life. i hate seeing fat guys with attractive girls. i think it is a waste of beauty.
quent10 0
it's funny because the guy you liked turned out to be gay for your brother
lickmyjock 0
8 wins this fml
_TONGAN_ 5
wow the OP's name is brother love...him, his brother, and the dude he likes are gay! if I was ur father I would.....not know how to react to the situation! lol
tweetbaby14 18
so you're a fag hag? it's okay so was Tina fey for a while.
tanner11111 0
gay queer fag
mebecatie 0
dangit 25 i was gonna say that!!! lol sux fer u Op and ur brother if he's straight lol
EricErection69 0
haha fly you liked a gay guy who wants to in your brothers pants! ha thatsucks
missybopoo 1
Mine too! :DD
Morgansayshi 0
omg it's captain! it's an honor to meet you!
Brittney_E 0
mhm.... and how long did it take you to realize this...?
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Lol 25 Stupid
Hamsterzilla 0
awww gay couples ftw! x3 AND OMFG **** YOU ANTI FLOOD PROTECTION. -_-
Kelsprettywild 0
ur gay
z620 0
8 we got ur joke but it was a little corny
sommerx 0
8 epic win!
LeoFML 1
Ahahahaa FYL.
bebz_fml 0
hahaha 8. legend
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for liking someone. YDI for having a house. YDI for having a brother.
SmylieVyrus 0
I know u can do better
Symbolical 0
agreed
mitchie11 0
or try trolling an fml with more content.. this one is pretty short soo ya.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
meh, I work with what I'm given. Michelangelo wouldn't have been able to carve David out of a pile of fresh horse shit.
dfarrey 0
I'm not sure about that. I think I could carve Michelangelo out of a fresh pile of horse shit. (My name is David. And the joke is made so much funnier by the fact that I have to explain it.)
swimmerstud 7
threesome? tht sucks opp. tht means ur brother is gay.....and if ur a boy tht makes u gay cuz u like the guy tht is coming over to ur house for ur brother.
strikeeagle 3
I am sure the brother doesn't even kno that a guy likes him. it doesn't say anything about him being gay, and I am sure op is a girl
MzKajla 0
hahaha fyl
YouRuckingFetard 0
Agreeed :)
MrDanimal 0
Guess your "gaydar" is working properly, better get it checked out!
SmylieVyrus 0
yeah, cuz I usually get shit checked out when it's working properly
DogReypistPANDA 6
lol
KiwiLime 0
lol at 6.
ONExLOVE_fml 4
Why would they get it checked out if its working properly? ._.
ImTheAlpha 30
A woman's gaydar is most accurate when the woman is fertile.
MetalDevil 0
Tyler Corley.. cough cough..
zach55 0
"Today, I found out the guy I like is gay. FML"
KiwiLime 0
lol, double FYL.
fyourlife1990 0
what a fag.
LamboReborn 0
YDI for letting a gay guy into your house.