By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 742
You deserved it 3 923

Same thing different taste

Top comments

it could have been worst. he could have been trying to get closer to your dad!

Today, I found out that the sister of the guy I really like, is totally in love with me. Hell, I'm gay! FML

Comments

I hate when people misuse their reproductive organs

FunnyWeasel 7
Melaniee_fml 0

maybe you should go after straight people next time.

lol 8 am I the only one that picked up on that? hahahaha

FMyLifeCereal 0

Closer to his prostate that is.

looney_bin 0

i hate when people bitch about someone else love life. i hate seeing fat guys with attractive girls. i think it is a waste of beauty.

quent10 0

it's funny because the guy you liked turned out to be gay for your brother

_TONGAN_ 5

wow the OP's name is brother love...him, his brother, and the dude he likes are gay! if I was ur father I would.....not know how to react to the situation! lol

tweetbaby14 18

so you're a fag hag? it's okay so was Tina fey for a while.

mebecatie 0

dangit 25 i was gonna say that!!! lol sux fer u Op and ur brother if he's straight lol

EricErection69 0

haha fly you liked a gay guy who wants to in your brothers pants! ha thatsucks

Morgansayshi 0

omg it's captain! it's an honor to meet you!

Brittney_E 0

mhm.... and how long did it take you to realize this...?

UpYoursInAdvance 0
Hamsterzilla 0

awww gay couples ftw! x3 AND OMFG **** YOU ANTI FLOOD PROTECTION. -_-

8 we got ur joke but it was a little corny

YDI for liking someone. YDI for having a house. YDI for having a brother.

or try trolling an fml with more content.. this one is pretty short soo ya.

meh, I work with what I'm given. Michelangelo wouldn't have been able to carve David out of a pile of fresh horse shit.

I'm not sure about that. I think I could carve Michelangelo out of a fresh pile of horse shit. (My name is David. And the joke is made so much funnier by the fact that I have to explain it.)

threesome? tht sucks opp. tht means ur brother is gay.....and if ur a boy tht makes u gay cuz u like the guy tht is coming over to ur house for ur brother.

I am sure the brother doesn't even kno that a guy likes him. it doesn't say anything about him being gay, and I am sure op is a girl

Guess your "gaydar" is working properly, better get it checked out!

yeah, cuz I usually get shit checked out when it's working properly

ONExLOVE_fml 4

Why would they get it checked out if its working properly? ._.

A woman's gaydar is most accurate when the woman is fertile.

zach55 0

"Today, I found out the guy I like is gay. FML"

YDI for letting a gay guy into your house.